Real Reason why Daboll was hired

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padre31padre31luxury_boxOP
Jan 28, 2011, 06:11 PM

I think it was Madden who said you never want to hire someone who has better hair than you have, Daboll with the shaved dome was the only OC candidate who had less hair than Sparano..so he got the job.

:wink2:

(just trying to lighten the mood)

djphinfandjphinfansubscriber
Jan 28, 2011, 06:14 PM

The ''Sparano gang''.....we comin to whack yo ass...or, we gonna get whacked..

padre31padre31luxury_box
Jan 28, 2011, 06:16 PM

"djphinfan wrote:

The ''Sparano gang''.....we comin to whack yo ass...or, we gonna get whacked..


Ever ask yourself why they like size in players but like the coaching staff to be made up of munchkins?

MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jan 28, 2011, 06:52 PM

:lol: How did the TE coach get a promotion then? lol

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

GarryowenGarryowenNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 07:20 PM

All we can do is laugh. Next season is already over.

padre31padre31luxury_box
Jan 28, 2011, 07:24 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

:lol: How did the TE coach get a promotion then? lol


Fmr player, and he is half Sicilian.

miamironmiamironforum_veteran
Jan 28, 2011, 07:31 PM

"lmeister3 wrote:

:lol: How did the TE coach get a promotion then? lol

He grows the mary jane

CrunchTimeCrunchTimeretired_admin
Jan 28, 2011, 07:36 PM

He has a fitting name.He has DaBald on his head .

smahtazsmahtazforum_veteran
Jan 28, 2011, 07:42 PM

As long as Henning and Lee are gone I don't care if they replaced them with Siegfried and Roy.

These two guys have nothing at all to lose. I have no reason to think they won't try to go out with a bang.



It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. ~ John Wooden

smahtazsmahtazforum_veteran
Jan 28, 2011, 08:46 PM

"Garryowen wrote:

There is a certain liberation in understanding you're ****ed right up the buttocks.


How's the whiny ***** angle working for you?

I rooted for this team when it really sucked. I have no problem supporting them now.



It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. ~ John Wooden

TrowaTrowaNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 09:54 PM

"Garryowen wrote:

All we can do is laugh. Next season is already over.


I guess that means you can stop posting till next January, huh?

GarryowenGarryowenNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 09:58 PM

"Trowa wrote:

I guess that means you can stop posting till next January, huh?


Nah. I'll hang around. Just like I did after our season was over this year.

Get some perspective dude.

Is this where we start the "YOU'RE NOT A REAL FAN!" stupidity?

KillerphinsKillerphinsNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:00 PM

In the photo it looks to me like Sparano handed Daboll Henning's playbook. The old intimidating man enters the room..........

GarryowenGarryowenNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:00 PM

"smahtaz wrote:

How's the whiny ***** angle working for you?

I rooted for this team when it really sucked. I have no problem supporting them now.

*OOH!*

A real life whole true blue fan card? Is it the one that has all your cool "Fan creds" on it?

Man, that sucker is HOT! I wish I was as big a fan as you. Maybe I will be when I grow up.-

GarryowenGarryowenNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:05 PM

"Killerphins wrote:

In the photo it looks to me like Sparano handed Daboll Henning's playbook. The old intimidating man enters the room..........


Only Daboll holds the secrets that are one of the worse offenses than Miami last year.

TrowaTrowaNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:06 PM

If "perspective" is the season is already over and "delusion" is we're winning the super bowl next year, place me somewhere in the middle.

padre31padre31luxury_box
Jan 28, 2011, 10:11 PM

"miamiron wrote:

He grows the mary jane


They hired a actor who portrays Jesus?

Will that fix the offense? It's worth a try.

GarryowenGarryowenNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:12 PM

"Trowa wrote:

If "perspective" is the season is already over and "delusion" is we're winning the super bowl next year, place me somewhere in the middle.


If you can offer me any reason to rationally believe next year will be better
than this year, other than complete speculation, I'll listen. Otherwise, I'll go with
my observation of signals of an organization in complete disarray.

Miami Dolphins football will exist in '12 and beyond. I'm looking to the future, which
will, hopefully be better than right now, which pretty much blows ass.

I'm big huge fan, just like you, only I can only take a limited ammount
of sunshine jammed up my anus.

Now, tell me about all the fan stuff you do, and how you're a better fan than I am, etc
et al. Don't care dude. If I had to bet my life on one of four teams to win the AFC East next year?
The Dolphins are my third choice out of four.

TrowaTrowaNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:13 PM

If you can offer me any reason to rationally believe next year will be worse than this year, other than complete speculation, I'll listen.

padre31padre31luxury_box
Jan 28, 2011, 10:13 PM

"Garryowen wrote:

*OOH!*

A real life whole true blue fan card? Is it the one that has all your cool "Fan creds" on it?

Man, that sucker is HOT! I wish I was as big a fan as you. Maybe I will be when I grow up.-


Eh, we managed to finish 7-9 with pretty much everything going wrong and only a FG kicker and sound defense.

KillerphinsKillerphinsNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:19 PM

Good friend of mine is a Bears fan I talked him off the cliff daily during last off season. :lol:

smahtazsmahtazforum_veteran
Jan 28, 2011, 10:22 PM

"Garryowen wrote:

*OOH!*

A real life whole true blue fan card? Is it the one that has all your cool "Fan creds" on it?

Man, that sucker is HOT! I wish I was as big a fan as you. Maybe I will be when I grow up.-


Your right, my bad. Let's change everyone in the organization every couple years or so just to keep it fresh.



It's what you learn after you know it all that counts. ~ John Wooden

GarryowenGarryowenNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:24 PM

"Trowa wrote:

If you can offer me any reason to rationally believe next year will be worse than this year, other than complete speculation, I'll listen.


Lame duck HC who the owner openly tried to replace.

If the store doesn't turn a profit, and, the owner is openly
trying to replace the manager...You can't convince me to
invest in that store until he's replaced.

GarryowenGarryowenNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:25 PM

"smahtaz wrote:

Your right, my bad. Let's change everyone in the organization every couple years or so just to keep it fresh.


Way to toss around straw men.

What are you even talking about?

GarryowenGarryowenNew Member
Jan 28, 2011, 10:27 PM

"Killerphins wrote:

Good friend of mine is a Bears fan I talked him off the cliff daily during last off season. :lol:


You're a reasonable man. I know. I read your stuff...But I know you have a passionate side, because I saw you go off
once.

Now;

Do you have any reason, other than pure, optimistic faith that the Dolphins will better this year than last?

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