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You know you are getting old when...

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Bumrush, Apr 8, 2010.

  1. Bumrush

    Bumrush Stable Genius Club Member

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    Ok.. I just turned... ****GASP***** 35 years old.. Time surely flies by quickly..

    So what are some signs that I'm getting older? I came up with a few..And was wondering what everyone else in here noticed..

    1) I have two PS3's in my home and I have not played a video game in over 3 months.

    2) I have been divorced for nearly 6 months and have yet to fire up Counterstrike or any othe PC game on my computer

    (This coming from a hardcore PC gamer)

    3) My once daily porn watching has been downgraded to once every 2-3 days. In fact I've actually watched porn recently and felt SORRY for the girls as they were getting hammered.. WTF??

    4) The hair on my head is taking twice as long to grow as before... Don't even want to think about this one.

    5) Alcoholic binges hurt a lot more than before... A few years ago, 5 shots of Patron, a few Johnnie Blacks, a few Ginn and Tonics, no problem.. Today- a few drinks and I feel like I got run over by a truck the next morning...


    Ahh the joys of aging.. Luckily I'm in great shape and work out everyday- If I didn't, I imagine I would be bedridden now :D
     
  2. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    When you read thread like this and think it's funny....


    OHHHH!! ZINGG!!!!!


    Sorry. I chuckled..
     
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  3. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You cruise by a high school and are more interested in the mommies than the daughters.
    You fall asleep while fapping.
    You match an old movie like Cobra that you once thought was awesome, now it's pretty gay.
    The music you loved as a young man is now available on late night TV in compilation format. (You used to make 'mix tapes')
    You remember when you got your first remote control.
    You remember your first microwave.
    You used to have a cell phone that weighed more than a thanksgiving turkey.
    Your dreams have begun to become outnumbered by your regrets.
    You can't name most of the bands you hear on the radio station.
    You still remember the cheat code to the original Contra game.
    You have to pluck your ear and/or nose hair.
    You test drive a new car and don't know what half of the buttons and gadgets are for.
    You need to read the instructions for electronics now.
    You start giving directions by telling people to make a left where a place used to be.
    You ***** about kids today.
     
  4. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    a wise 6 year old, you are.
     
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  5. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I used to see a teenage girl and wonder if she's a screamer or a moaner. Now instead of finding out, I just wonder.
     
  6. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    you take that back.
     
  7. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    I got nothing :confused2:
    Maybe when I turn 15 Ill have some input. :shifty:
     
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  8. BuckeyeKing

    BuckeyeKing Wolves DYNASTY!!!!

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    Are we talking about Cougars or baby mommas?
     
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  9. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

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    Whoa, 35? Someone get this corpse to the morgue, quick!!!

    j/k :pointlol:
     
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  10. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    When you hold the door to the restaurant open for the three hot young girls and they say "Thank you sir."

    :sigh:
     
  11. my 2 cents

    my 2 cents Well-Known Member

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    you wonder if farts have lumps.................................
     
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  12. Lab3003

    Lab3003 Golden era

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    When you have no idea who's playing on popular radio. I knew I was an adult when someone had to tell me who the Jonas Bros were. Speaking of which, who the hell is Justin Bieber (sp)? Never heard his music, nor do I plan on it.
     
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  13. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    When your back hurts after sex.
     
  14. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

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    I keep hearing that guy's name, "I'm like who the **** is Justin Bieber?"
     
  15. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    When you actually know about Andre the Giant beyond the 'Obey' posters/stickers

    When you remember when hip-hop was about lyrical ability.

    When you remember having to blow your breath on the bottom of a cartridge to get your game to work.

    When you run into trouble in the club and try to resolve the issue by breakdancing.

    When you watch the last two Transformers movie and ask why the heck Bumblebee isn't a Volkswagen Beetle.

    When someone's asks you about #13 of the Dolphins, and you go on about Jake Scott.

    When you root on the fullback in a football game, because you just knew he was going to get a lot of carries in the game.
     
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  16. WharfRat

    WharfRat Malignant Lunatic

    When you look at a 35 year old's post about getting old and roll your eyes....

    When landing a cougar for you means a trip to the nursing home...

    When you find yourself preaching to your kid about how good they have it, and they look at you in disbelief when you tell them there was a time when there were only 4 channels on TV, you actually had to get up and walk to the TV to change the channel, there was no such thing as cell phones, playing sports games meant going OUTSIDE and actually swinging a bat or throwing a ball instead of waving a controller around....
     
  17. anlgp

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    you know the trouble you're about to get into but you don't stop anyway.
     
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  18. gunn34

    gunn34 I miss Don & Dan

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    You and your teeth don't sleep together.
    Your idea of a night out is sitting on the patio.
    Happy hour is a nap.
    It takes longer to rest than it did to get tired.
    There's nothing left to learn the hard way.
    Your joints are more accurate than the National Weather Service.
    Your arms are almost too short to read the newspaper.
    You sing along with the elevator music.
    Your ears are hairier than your head.
    You feel like the morning after, and you haven't been anywhere.
    Getting lucky means you find your car in the parking lot.
     
  19. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Happened to a friend of mine:

    When you are taking a college course to increase your skills and no one in your class knows who Mr. T is.
     
  20. Fin-Omenal

    Fin-Omenal Initiated

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    Instead of smiling because those 2 twin 3 year old little girls on full house were so cute, you now smile at the thought of a thressome with them. :pity:
     
  21. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I bet he pitied those fools.
     
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  22. DOLPHAN1

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    the obvious; when your favorite music is now on the "Classic Rock" station on the radio..
     
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  23. GISH

    GISH ~mUST wARN oTHERS~

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    i'll feel old when people born in this millennium are old enough to drink. (although i'll still be getting carded :pity:)
     
  24. The Rev

    The Rev Totus Tuus Staff Member Administrator Luxury Box Club Member

    When you stop looking at muscle cars and are more impressed with how much room baby strollers have. :sad:
     
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  25. TrueDolFan

    TrueDolFan Minion of Satan

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    I don't know about you, but the one thing that makes me feel the oldest is that now, almost all of my sports heroes are younger than me.
     
  26. TJamesW_Phinfan

    TJamesW_Phinfan New Member

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    You forget to finish things and often forget what you wer...
     
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  27. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I said this elsewhere....But You know you're getting old when you check out the moms instead of the teenage girls that are now almost as old as your daughters. :pity:
     
  28. LandShark13

    LandShark13 New Member

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    You know you are getting old when...

    You feel forced to click on a thread entitled "You know you are getting old when..." just to see how other 'old' people are feeling.
     
  29. FasanoPaisano

    FasanoPaisano Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Awesome! (My contribution: You use words like "awesome")....it's an absolutely horrible movie, but my buddies and I would have "Rocky" nights where we'd stay up all night watching Rocky 1-4.....subsequent events led to watching any Stallone movie, including Cobra. We thought it was the coolest thing at the time. Caught it on cable a few weeks ago and felt bad for everyone involved.

    It's funny, my kids are smart enough to see that the sequels to any of these movies aren't worth the effort, but we used to eat them up like Meat Lovers pizza...it was the time I guess.
     
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  30. FasanoPaisano

    FasanoPaisano Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Here's one I am finding is true:

    It takes twice as long to "get back in shape" after the holidays. Guys 15-18 years old don't realize how good they have it, anabolically-speaking.
     
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  31. anlgp

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    when it's hard to make arrangements with yourself because you could either repaint or sell. . .
     
  32. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    When anlgp posts something and I`m too old to understand what the hell he`s talking about.:wink2:
     
  33. anlgp

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    it has little to do with age.

    [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ynlW5_rnRVE"]YouTube- Neil Young - Tell Me Why (1970)[/ame]
     
  34. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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  35. WharfRat

    WharfRat Malignant Lunatic


    :sidelol:
     
  36. muscle979

    muscle979 Season Ticket Holder

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    I was at work the other day... somebody spelled tomato with an E on the end in one of the internal chats. I corrected her and called her Dan Quayle and most of the people there didn't get it. That made me feel old.
     
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  37. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    You know you are old when.....oh wait no I don't!
     
  38. anlgp

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    repay makes no sense to me. old enough to repay? repay what?

    re-paint to me sounds so much better.. like repainting the house. or you could sell it.

    dammit. now i feel stupid :lol:

    good song and message though :hi5:

    maybe i should get my ears checked....
     
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  39. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You know you're getting old when you need your ears checked.
     
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  40. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    .....what?
     
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