You know what pisses me off?

So anyway, back on topic, what about Cleveland?

 

It is a ****hole on a lake that smells of dead cats and feces.

Their sports teams consist of the Indians, Cavs, and Browns.

It is the home of the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

The City flower is the cest weed.

Their major export is low grade heroin.


Anything else you want to know?

 

Sounds like paradise.

 

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that seems rude

 

Imagine farting in an astronaut suit.

That's why.

 

AHHHH the Ole' Dutch Oven...

I have been trying to do this to my wife for 6 years. and i have failed.

any advice to pull this off?

 

During sex, with you on top, just reach back and pull the blanket over her while you do your thing

 

Dude...I am married...I don't have sex. Now you want me to pull this little operation during it?

AH...NO.

 

Shoulda married a Latin girl.

 

My wife is cuban.

It was like a Porn convention till we got married. Trust me on this.

 

Have you tried turning her into an alcoholic? Drunk ***** is better than no *****.

Edit: Hell it's the best ***** you can find!

 

That is usually my plan.

 

Try dressing up as the mailman.

 

so is pagan more like nicole kidman from bewitched or the sisters from charmed? Oh thats right he doesn't know how to do any awesome ****.



stoopid.

 

That would be ****ed.

Our mailman is a big fat black woman.

The Orkin guy? What a douchebag that guy is. I'd rather kill myself.

The comcast guy? I wish death upon that guy every time I see him.

 

5 minutes after this post.....Lucky is found scurrying around his home, on six legs, his mother chasing him with a can of Raid.

 

At least she cooks dinner every night. I'd rather be fapping than cooking. Although fapping while cooking, while dangerous, can be a blast.

 

just another day at the lucky household.

 

Much easier to buy a mailman costume. I learned getting drunk with your buddys and playing Guitar Hero isn't as effective as Pagan's COA.

 

All I wanna know is, what babe suckered you into THAT chick flick?

 

Hahaha! I knew it! Your a good man Alan.

 

Bull****.

I did that when I was touring with Iron Maiden. Didn't work.

 

You have no idea how good that looked to me as I typed it.

 

You know I should be more of a stereotype, just to **** with people.

 

There is no way having the ability to fly can surpass the thrill of commuting in that Mustang you have!

 

I can't call upon any "minions" to do my bidding. WTF???


You need to pay them more the minion wage.