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Discussion in 'TV, Music and Movies' started by GARDENHEAD, Dec 11, 2008.

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  1. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    You allow your wife/girlfriend to drag you to this movie:

    [ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLnU-PEfifg]YouTube - Bride Wars (2009) Official Theatrical Trailer[/ame]
     
  2. Alex44

    Alex44 Boshosaurus Rex

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    Bride Wars: The Clone Wars
     
  3. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    And yet somehow you managed to seek out the trailer, watch it, and share it on a football forum.

    Well done. :lol:
     
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  4. Crappy Tipper

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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    Kind of a bold statement there. Ever consider that some guys may go to a chick flick to make their wives happy or to score some brownie points?

    I look at it this way, if I ever end up watching that movie I will sit there and enjoy two absolutely stunning women on the screen in front of me.

    Personally I think it takes bigger balls to go to a movie like that than it does to not.
     
  5. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    So tell me now how the holocaust was a good thing?
     
  6. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    EnforcerFin is going, he bought one ticket. Hmmmmmmm.
     
  7. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    That's not really how it went down. I saw a commercial for it on TV last night and thought, "is any man gonna actually go see this movie?". Then I decided to share it with my friends at the Phins. So I started a thread and looked up the trailer and posted it.

    I've seen some chick flicks in the past, but it looks like this one takes the cake!
     
  8. Crappy Tipper

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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    wtf? I have no good way to answer that.
     
  9. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Oh, right. So you saw it on TV and just HAD to go to YouTube and find the trailer and tell your friends.

    Understood. :tongue:
     
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  10. GARDENHEAD

    GARDENHEAD Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Exactly. It took 90 seconds out of my day.

    What are you implying?
     
  11. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Just giving you **** man, that's all. ;)
     
  12. vmarcilfan75

    vmarcilfan75 blah...blah...blah... Club Member

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    you should lose 1 testicle for wasting 90 seconds.
     
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  13. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    Man, I am SO totally there for this movie.

    Can't wait.
     
  14. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    Vengeful Odin awaits this movie.

    [​IMG]
     
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  15. Vengeful Odin

    Vengeful Odin Norse Mod

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    :sidelol:

    I really need to make my MySpace private ... :pity:
     
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  16. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I bought two one for you too my little biotch.:shifty:
     
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  17. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    I think it was a ploy to find someone to go watch it with him myself......
     
  18. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    This thread smells like Herbal Tea and Coca Butter (backs away)
     
  19. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    did you forget your cocoa butter?
     
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  20. Dol-Fan Dupree

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    if you can justify how watching that Movie gives you bigger balls, then you must be able to make an arguement that can justify ANYTHING
     
  21. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    No, coca. Completely different. Jackass.
     
  22. anlgp

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    The holocaust was good because in a roundabout way it got rid of Hitler.

    edit:

    Just giving it a go.

    I don't really think the holocaust was good.. obviously.
     
  23. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You're not getting laid, so don't get your hopes up.
     
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  24. Crappy Tipper

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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    Gotcha.

    I just think it's just a sign that a guy is secure in the masculinity.

    I could wear a pink shirt with flowers on it and I still know which side of the batting cage I would line up at....wait I'm a switch hitter so that's a bad analogy...

    I still know I like girls even if I watch a chick flick with my wife.
     
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  25. Big E

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    If the woman wanted to see this, I would go. As long as I could cut a hole in the bottom of the popcorn box.
     
  26. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Careful that butter flavored oil is hot!
     
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  27. vmarcilfan75

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    [​IMG]







    *sorry Enforcer you keep throwing easy pitches
     
  28. Regan21286

    Regan21286 MCAT's, EMT's, AMCAS, ugh

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    When you go to chick flicks to get in a chick's pants, the popcorn's not supposed to be the thing getting in her pants, duh. :tongue2:
     
  29. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I always figured him as the catcher.
     
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  30. Big E

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    I dont get it.....
     
  31. opfinistic

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    We know.

    :tongue2:
     
  32. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    Do you feel the same about panties, short mini skirts and having male companionship with men?
     
  33. Big E

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    whoa!
     
  34. opfinistic

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    Yeah. Whoa!
     
  35. Big E

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    [​IMG]
     
  36. Phinperor

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    Wife already said she was going to rent it when it came out, because she knew it was a hopeless cause. :yes:
     
  37. Crappy Tipper

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    Are you inviting me to join your club?
     
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  38. Dol-Fan Dupree

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    Just curious where your secure with your manhood line is.
     
  39. SICK

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    [​IMG]
     
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  40. Crappy Tipper

    Crappy Tipper AKA Hero13

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    I'm secure exactly where I am.

    Those other items don't interest me but it has nothing to do with my manhood.

    By that line of questioning do you think men that would do those things aren't real men or should feel less manly because of it?
     

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