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I think OP does this for fun.

 

Screw that, I'm calling everyone I know.

 

Let's see:

- An Israeli doctor thinks that electric shocks will result in boners
- He runs an ad in the paper: "Wanted: 20 guys who don't mind 300 shocks to their penises."
- He actually finds 20 guys who don't mind 300 shocks to their penises

Conclusion: It's a miracle the Palestinians haven't taken over your country yet.

 

And it'll be a miracle if Lucky isn't found dead with his johnny in a lightsocket.

 

or hooked to my car battery.................... not that ive thought about it...

 

Those clamps hurt.

I would imagine.

 

Someone needs to check their math.

 

Lance Armstrong participated.

 

There were literally 100 different ways I could've gone with that quote. A shame I had to pick just one... so here are some others just for fun:

- I guess all the good Rabbi's are here in the US
- Apparently there was a Chinese participant (Wun Hung Lo)
- What happened to the other 20?

Etc. So forth.

 

In the title if possible.

 

Throw in a fart joke or two, some goofy pictures, and either **** or **** and you'll be in the HOF.

 

That's why all the Sarah Palin threads are smoking hot while she is not.

 

She's the only potential VP that I ever wanted to do.

 

Yeah, but that's like saying that if you particularly had to get kicked in the balls, you'd prefer the one kicking not to wear any shoes ...

 

She could wear heels while I did her.

 

I have a better solution for ED..................

http://www.pixacom.com/models/600/Brook Banx (7).jpg

 

That is so wrong. Equally funny, but very wrong.