Michael Jackson is already thrusting his face back into the Las Vegas spotlight ... two inches of forehead at a time. Jacko hit the Ultimate Fighting Championship match at the MGM Grand Saturday night, clad in his finest burka-ish ensemble. That's not a typo -- Michael Jackson enjoys cage fighting! MJ rolled up to the event in a wheelchair, just in time to watch Tito Ortiz get smacked around ... that is, if he could see anything through those ridiculously blacked out shades. http://www.tmz.com/2008/05/26/jacko-enjoys-smacko-through-a-cracko/
I was thinking to myself, "What possible interest could Jacko have in MMA?" Then the answer came to me..... hes looking for people with more ****ed up faces then his own. Possibly getting more numbers for plastic surgeons in the audience also.
In fairness to children, Michael Jackson should be forced into a cage match...at the San Diego Zoo....in the Lion Cage.
