Would a squad of former Dolphins kick the butts of the current roster?

Umm no

 

But I would say no.

 

I think they'd lousy each other into oblivion. There'd be so much suck on each side that everyone with in a 10 mile radius would just cease to exist.

 

Link not working this morning, but it would seem the contest would have to be called the Boring Bowl.

 

I could think of a group of retired fins that might give the team the Herald made a run for their money. I really don't think the team they made would be better than the one from last year.