Women on Subs?
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What say you all? Come on Marty tell us what you think of this idea, good or bad?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090928/od_nm/us_submarines_women_odd
Admiral Mike Mullen, chairman of the Joint Chiefs of Staff and the top U.S. military officer, advocated the policy change in written congressional testimony distributed by his office to reporters on Friday.
"I believe we should continue to broaden opportunities for women. One policy I would like to see changed is the one barring (women's) service aboard submarines," Mullen said.
Navy Secretary Ray Mabus said he was "moving out aggressively on this."
"I am very comfortable addressing integrating women into the submarine force," Admiral Gary Roughead, chief of naval operations, said in a statement.

This is the only thing I’ve learned: There’s only us. There’s no them. Despots and authoritarians need to make a “them” to have a straw man whom you are against. If you need to make an enemy of “them,” you’ve lost the spirit of us. - Ken Burns of PBS

I served on ships (not subs) that had all male and mixed crews. There was a little bit more drama (18 and 19 year old men and women…) and need for stricter discipline on the mixed. But, not so much as to change the combat effectiveness of the ship, which is the point. On subs, I don’t know, but they’re an odd bunch anyway, I think the way they make air does something to their brains :tongue2:
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bad move... it's bad enough stuffed inside the sewar pipe, add the drama of women, and effectivness will suffer.
"cnc66 wrote:
bad move... it's bad enough stuffed inside the sewar pipe, add the drama of women, and effectivness will suffer.
Defiantly, 300 feel under is no where to be playing grab a..!

This is the only thing I’ve learned: There’s only us. There’s no them. Despots and authoritarians need to make a “them” to have a straw man whom you are against. If you need to make an enemy of “them,” you’ve lost the spirit of us. - Ken Burns of PBS

"gafinfan wrote:
What say you all? Come on Marty tell us what you think of this idea, good or bad?
http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20090928/od_nm/us_submarines_women_odd
When i first read this I thought, WTF? i'm old school and do not believe women should be anywhere in combat but in support roles only. I do not qualify a radar tech on a carrier or cruiser as support or any other ships typically in combat roles. This is not even mentioning the distractions they would cause. The quarters are close enough on a carrier let alone a sub. I could just imagine how many SH suits would be filed because some females boobs were brushed while passing another in the passageway. Why make more problems?
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We cannot solve our problems with the same thinking we used when we created them. - Albert Einstein
"gafinfan wrote:
Defiantly, 300 feel under is no where to be playing grab a..!
:lol:
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
"gafinfan wrote:
Defiantly, 300 feel under is no where to be playing grab a..!
"Themole wrote:
:lol:
Yup, it's even a distraction up here on the surface. :lol:

"jason8er wrote:
Yup, it's even a distraction up here on the surface. :lol:
I must say; our boy Ron knows how to get a subtle point across! :lol:
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
"Themole wrote:
I must say; our boy Ron knows how to get a subtle point across! :lol:
I personally think its all part of the name-sake :up:
"opfinistic wrote:
Imagine all the seamen with those women!
That's a slippery slope you're going down, Ope!
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
"opfinistic wrote:
Imagine all the seamen with those women!
I am surprised this thread lasted this long before somebody pointed this out :pity:
"Themole wrote:
That's a slippery slope you're going down, Ope!
Now that's just gross!
"azfinfanmang wrote:
I am surprised this thread lasted this long before somebody pointed this out :pity:
Someone had to point out the obvious!
"azfinfanmang wrote:
I am surprised this thread lasted this long before somebody pointed this out :pity:
Oh, the thought occured! I just wasn't sure I wanted to take it in that direction Ken. I do have an image to uphold! :wink2:
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
"Themole wrote:
Oh, the thought occured! I just wasn't sure I wanted to take it in that direction Ken. I do have an image to uphold! :wink2:
As do I. :shifty:
I must say though, the best senario about women in combat was proposed by Rush Limbaugh. Now I haven't listened to him in about 15 years, but it was brilliant enough to where I never forgot it. It went something like this:
First you must know about a phenomenon were, when alot of women live together, they eventually all get on the same "monthly clock". That is, they all begin to have their periods at the same time. No one knows why, but it really happens.
Knowing this, Limbaugh proposed having 30 all women platoons, with each platoon menstruating on a different day. This way, on any given day and on a moments notice, you will always be able to call up a platoon of 25-35 really miserable, short fused, irrational, man-hating, PMSing females and send them into action.
God help our enemies.

"opfinistic wrote:
As do I. :shifty:
Well, you are definitely not enhancing it in Nabo's basement. :tongue2:
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
"jason8er wrote:
I must say though, the best senario about women in combat was proposed by Rush Limbaugh. Now I haven't listened to him in about 15 years, but it was brilliant enough to where I never forgot it. It went something like this:
First you must know about a phenomenon were, when alot of women live together, they eventually all get on the same "monthly clock". That is, they all begin to have their periods at the same time. No one knows why, but it really happens.
Knowing this, Limbaugh proposed having 30 all women platoons, with each platoon menstruating on a different day. This way, on any given day and on a moments notice, you will always be able to call up a platoon of 25-35 really miserable, short fused, irrational, man-hating, PMSing females and send them into action.
God help our enemies.
I'd cut and run at the sight of that.
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
Brilliant, guys, brilliant.:up::up::up:
I too being old school feel women have no place on board a combat ship. Although I've not seen any figures (no pun) concerning deaths on the flight deck since women were allowed onboard Bird farms my bet would be that its gone up. Its considered the most dangerous place on a surface ship, to which I can attest to as true, having been thru several blow offs (man overboard during air ops) and or night time losses due to walking into propellers. One had darn well better maintain focus and have his head on a swivel. I would think being in a Sub would only make this even more true.:wink2:

This is the only thing I’ve learned: There’s only us. There’s no them. Despots and authoritarians need to make a “them” to have a straw man whom you are against. If you need to make an enemy of “them,” you’ve lost the spirit of us. - Ken Burns of PBS

Just, for the love of God...don't let them drive the damn things!
"opfinistic wrote:
Just, for the love of God...don't let them drive the damn things!
:omg:
you think when a blonde one heard dive she'd go down on the guy watching thru the parascope? :chuckle:
"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl
"opfinistic wrote:
Just, for the love of God...don't let them drive the damn things!
What? The USS Dildo.
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
Ron, I apologize for being responsiable for taking your thread so far off topic. It all began at post #6. There is a lesson to be learned here; give liberalism/progressivism an inch and it will take a mile.:shifty:
"Government is not reason; it is not eloquent; it is force. Like fire, it is a dangerous servant and a fearful master."
"Themole wrote:
That's a slippery slope you're going down, Ope!
what does slippery soap have got to do with this?

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