I helped rescue a kitten a week or so ago here at work, and he's been a 'house' cat for the business, but we can't keep him here, and no-one here can provide a home for him. Anyone in the WPB area want a free kitten? He's cute, friendly, playful....I don't want to drop him off at animal rescue.
Thats what we call "low-hanging fruit". Sure it's easy to grab, but it's usually not very ripe and is covered with monkey ****.
I bet if Crema advertised she had a free....errr....'kitty' her PM box would bust open. And yes I did lol, and no, I didn't want to admit it.
Short story: Joined Facebook. Played Mafia Wars. Became addicted. Was called the Alen1 of Mafia Wars. Account got disabled. Opened second account. Got that disabled. Opened third account (with fake name and hottie picture). Friend requests came rolling in by the 100s. Egyptian guy asked for cybersex. First account got restored. Crema Sumjungai still gets chat boxes popping up like crazy. Moral: We, as men, are pretty freaking pathetic.
you forgot the part where you forgot about the account, and pursued your own fake account on the internet
So...back on topic....any takers? I can't take this kitten to the pound, and I cannot bring him home. My mom in law is asthmatic and allergic to cats. She's 89, I can't risk her health.
Bro PM Mandy on Facebook, give her a sad sob story about the cat. She'll take it, or maybe know somone who will.
LMAO... Sorry Opie. I know you're trying to get the thread back on track. But, that was too damn funny not to comment.
Cue L2G doing his impression of shower scene in Ace Ventura, after Ace found out the cop he kissed is Ray Finkle.
Just found the cat home. No thanks to you clowns! A girl that goes to school with my wife took him. Thank God, he was a pain in the *** today. I am riddled with scratches and punctures.
Dude, I told you its never that bad that you have to inflict harm on to yourself. Life is never that bad bro On a serious note, cats hate me. I'm pretty sure the feeling is mutual but hey they started it! Great, now that you announced it they'll be bidding.