I had terrible road rash once from sliding at home plate at a ghetto *** baseball field, that thin layer of clay around home, was sitting ontop of asphalt. My left calf had clay, tar, rocks and other debri in it for weeks. I tried like you Lucky, to just wrap non-stick (yeah ****ing right) bandandges and gaughs with neosporian. It got worse, oozing without notice, and sleeping was god awful because nightly and every morning I was given the task of ripping the sheets off of my wound, re-opening any scab I had established and starting the process over again. Finally, I put a towel on the ground, sat down and doused my entire leg with peroxide. It bubbled and oozed, and burned.....but also tingled and tickled like anal play. Within days the wound was cleaned, closed and gone. It's unbelieveable thats all it took. Sleeping and showering was terrible. Fin-d's mom had it UP TO HERE with me holding out sex because I could not perform, and things were looking bad, until it finally went away. It was a terrible few weeks. I stained a lot of socks with the ooze and puss and Fin-d's moms grinding juice, that I should've bought stock in Fruit of the Loom because I spent hundreds in sock purchases those weeks following.
Poor guy. You got an owie sliding into home plate. You've had it rough. But hey, remember that time you stubbed your toe? The whole board donated money to your recovery fund. We were so worried. Oh, and the only reason she missed you is that you paid on time. Also, she's too old and dried up to have any kind of juice, grinding or otherwise.
This is awkward.....but what you were thinking of....well...that was just..um..."backwash" from the guy right before your appointment.
" OK . This may get the award for biggest thread derailment ever..........WTF? BTW.......all those prescribed pain meds, you know what worked the best? Over the counter Aspercreme for arthritis . Its a roll on. I'm flushing the rest as we speak.
