1. This site uses cookies. By continuing to use this site, you are agreeing to our use of cookies. Learn More.

What's some crazy stuff you've said to your friends or they have said to you.

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by djphinfan, Nov 8, 2013.

  1. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    111,651
    67,543
    113
    Dec 20, 2007
    So my best friend has this dog that's visiting, I just walked by the dog, and said to my friend listen you piece of sh@& your dog just wiped it's *** on the rug...as I exited the room, he says "your just like that dog, I said what?, he said, yeah "that dog is white ( the dog is white) like your white Lilly ***....I said, go fu&$ yourself you sh@&rack..

    Lmao..

    Don't be afraid to post, we all do it..
     
  2. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

    72,658
    35,312
    113
    Nov 29, 2007
    Charlotte NC
    Honest to god last conversation with the guy who was the best man in my wedding:

    him: well thats good man, im glad things are starting to piece together

    me: thanks brochacho!

    him: you're welcome n word f word (not censored)

    me: lol /incognito'ed

    him: lmao I cracked up typing that. no creativity

    me: well your parents werent creative creating you with missionary position either, but you still came out

    him: your mom likes missionary

    me: i know....i film it......








    BRB calling my lawyer parents....
     
    Boik14, McLovin and Bpk like this.
  3. Bpk

    Bpk Premium Member Luxury Box

    Now I'm confused. I thought you were black?

    Is it just honorary?
     
    Boik14 likes this.
  4. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

    111,651
    67,543
    113
    Dec 20, 2007
    Hood pass bk
     
    Boik14 likes this.
  5. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

    39,245
    10,681
    0
    Dec 2, 2007
    Miami FL
    ****, where's the honorary negro card when you need it?
     
    McLovin likes this.
  6. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

    99,377
    37,301
    0
    Nov 22, 2007
    inching to 100k posts
    Friend: "Do you know what it's like to be a black man in America?!?!"

    Me" let's see, may or may not have a daughter by that woman, working two jobs, and owe you 20 dollars, my car is jacked up and can't afford insurance.."

    Friend "damn..we down like 4 flats"
     
  7. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009
    I once told Maynard I would **** in his mouth. I later reneged the statement upon having learned that this would cost extra.

    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
  8. bigbry

    bigbry Huge Member

    5,278
    3,071
    0
    Dec 18, 2008
    Colorado
    cause extra unknown STD's?
     
  9. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

    23,698
    39,847
    113
    Sep 7, 2012
    Hattiesburg, MS
    "cause" both extra excitement.
     
    McLovin likes this.
  10. Fin D

    Fin D Sigh

    72,252
    43,684
    113
    Nov 27, 2007
    - I've told friends, with my wife sitting right there, that her vagina looks like a walrus mouth, tusks and all. We all laughed. She then said my junk looked like a thumb.
    - I've sent a photo of a dump I took to a buddy, just on the outside chance he was in an important meeting when it came across his phone. He sent one back a few hours later of a bigger dump, and he called me a rookie.
    - My wife, upon the first time meeting my mother, told her it was amazing that she raised a son that could cook, but its shame no one taught me how to please a woman.

    That's all true btw. The simple fact of the matter, is that people have different levels of what's acceptable humor wise. Its the job of each individual person to let others now what is and what is not ok.
     
    Boik14 likes this.
  11. MikeHoncho

    MikeHoncho -=| Censored |=-

    52,652
    25,565
    113
    Nov 13, 2009
    Judging by your yearly avant-garde Christmas card, she wasn't lying.


    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
    McLovin, bigbry, Fin D and 1 other person like this.
  12. cuchulainn

    cuchulainn Táin Bó Cúailnge Club Member

    23,698
    39,847
    113
    Sep 7, 2012
    Hattiesburg, MS
    - Was at a good friend's wedding in a kilt. At the reception, his sister asked what I was wearing under it. I told her if she played her cards right it could be her lipstick.
    - Used to call a buddy's wife "buckwheat" cause you could see the imprint of her bush thru her swimsuit. She never got the joke, but he laughed his *** off.
    - Got a buddy nicknamed "Pig", which he hates. When he joined the Army, I used to mail him letters during his Basic Training addressed to "General Pig" just to get him hazed by his DI.
    - Used to date a girl who's mom was way hotter than she was. Used to tell her when we were having sex how I wanted to do her mom in great and elaborate detail. She'd call me an a****** and grudge f*** the hell out of me.
     
    Boik14, djphinfan and Fin D like this.
  13. Frumundah Finnatic

    Frumundah Finnatic U Mad Miami?

    39,245
    10,681
    0
    Dec 2, 2007
    Miami FL
    I called this black dude I work with a half-N***** and I threatened to kill his family.
     
    McLovin and Two Tacos like this.

Share This Page