Since the dawn of time man has gazed up at the heavens and wondered what feels better: Taking a huge dump or taking a nice long piss? I'm going to have to go with piss, taking a leak isn't painful as most bowel movements can be(depending on what you ate or if your sick) Pissing can be quite enjoyable of you dont have an STD, UTI or a KS. especially when you've had a lot to drink, a beer piss is very relieving. oh and ladies, contrary to popular belief we know you poo and fart so dont act all disgusted by this subject.
I agree with taking a piss. Plus, some dumps can get REAL messy. Then it quickly turns from relief into a job.
I have a saying that there a 3 things in life that bring great relief to a guy. Cant say the other two, but one of them was taking a nice long piss.
A good leak takes the cake because that can be done almost anywhere (thank God I'm a guy). Oh and I prefer to call the other "Taking the browns to the super bowl"
They both stimulate the prostate, so from that standpoint, it's equal. A piss usually take longer, though, (minus ablutions) so you'd have to go with the bang for your buck.
I once had a girlfriend that described taking a dump as orgasmic. Ever since then I have looked at things a little differently. I'm going with poop.
messy can be a problem, but i have solved that just 99.9%. i made the switch to baby wipes and i havent looked back
I prefer calling it, "Negotiating the release of the chocolate hostages." or "Crapikaze Porcelain Harbor". You guys can't take all experiences of one and the other then vote. Compare the best crap ever to the best piss ever. Dump wins.
I once had Stockholm Syndrome with one of my brown bad boys. No matter how hard I tried, I couldn't let him go.
I've recently done that as well. Unbelievable how much cleaner you get by using those things, plus they leave a rather nice smell.
taking a dump. especially since my digestive system is on its own schedule and i happen to go at least twice a day. especially if i have coffee in the morning. i dont really have a pissing problem even when i drink alot of soda/caffeine. But bad bowels run in my family. this is definitely not going to help my dating life.
The great thing about taking a dump is if it's especially impressive, you can take a picture and show it off to all your friends. Can't really do that with a long whiz. Where's everybody going?
I once took a dump during a party at my house that was colored just like a calico cat. It was so amazing that I called all my friends in to see it when I was done.
True, this is the male equivalent of child birth it can hurt like hell and there's alot of pushing invloved and at the end of the day you are in awe of your creation.
I have to say a dump, because, personally, when I have a bad day, and I take a crap, I feel a whole lot better.
