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What would happen at a Phins.com Super Bowl reunion party?

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by djphinfan, Jul 31, 2014.

  1. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    Imagine all of us drunk watching a Super Bowl victory!!

    I wonder what if..lol

    Who would be Jonny Manziel in the bathroom?

    Would there be strippers?

    Would Todd try to kiss someone accidentally but not really?

    Would meister and Pandarilla come together?

    Would Travis show up in skinny jeans?

    Would Padre bring the naughty 18 year old?

    Who would make out?

    Would we dance?
     
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  2. Bpk

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    Well, anyone over 50 right now will be dead by then, first of all.

    But when it happens....

    I expect Padre's bastard son from Guam will be bartending.

    CK will be hosting on his Wolf of Wall Street style yacht.

    Sam will be the annoying recovered alcoholic telling everyone "not a drop in 28 years".

    Todd sounds old so he'll be dead. You too Deej.

    Sick will be the skinny guy with the inspiring story who survived a hurricane by eating rats while pinned under his 90 inch plasma screen.

    Maynard will be in the galley with the sailors.

    FinD will be kept out by security (Mr Clean who is like 105 but has a rifle... So Clint Eastwood)

    Bry won't know about the party because he never goes to the football related forums.

    CiF will be there with the girl who served him at the Chick-fil-A on the way to the party.

    Juan Huron will be guest of honor.

    Nabo and Section will be smoking stogies with King Harley Race

    Incog's Dad will lie-in-state like Lenin's tomb, in the hot sun.

    Everyone else will pretty much get drunk and beat on McLovin who is hanging from the upper deck decorated like a red-white-n-blue pinata.
     
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  3. Samphin

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    Why would we all get together to watch The Patriots win the Super Bowl?
     
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  4. MikeHoncho

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    That. That right there is why you're no longer invited to my book club meetings.

    Sent from my Transformer TF101 using Tapatalk 4
     
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  5. padre31

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    -Sammie passed out before kick off, wake up during the second half saying some funny, but incoherent jibberish

    -Bpk's wifey would be asking how soon they could leave

    -Sick would have his face painted in Dolphins colors..a little to well actually

    -FinD would be peering in the window

    -Nabo would be in the other room

    -Sect would be checking betting lines

    -Lucky would be eating nachos and be like "wanna make something of it!"

    -OhioP would be telling everyone to calm down

    -Ck would be splicing up videos and writing articles

    -RevRick would tell old sea dog tails with GA

    -Deej would be rating cheerleaders bubbles

    International contingent would either be complaining about the weak beer, or not quite understanding our drunken English..maybe be hitting on the Bottle Girls..:lol:
     
  6. bigbry

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    lol
     
  7. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    That and he thought Green Eggs and Ham was a cooking class. *Boom. double word score*
     
  8. Silverphin

    Silverphin Well-Known Member

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    Lol.
     
  9. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει


    Astonishingly accurate. Well done.
     
  10. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Oh, we'd also have to raise a glass to the PhinFaithful departed

    Jetssuck comes to mind of course

    And to the Admins who keep the place up and running for those who recall the Celtkin days
     
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  11. ToddPhin

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    McLovin would be crying in a corner.
     
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  12. Bpk

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    But we can't see him with you bouncing right behind him.
     
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  13. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    that's partly why he's crying.
     
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  14. djphinfan

    djphinfan Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    fin-D lookin in the window....lolollo
     
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  15. padre31

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    Note to self Padre...stop being insightful
     
  16. ToddPhin

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    ... or another way of saying it is.... "it's about time". :shifty:
     
  17. scotty_irnbru

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    Why is the beer weak? Why not get some brewdog punk ipa in?
     
  18. padre31

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    B/c as high tolerance as most Dolfans are towards alcohol, the idea of Deej running around with dolphins underoos on his head is not a spectacular vista
     
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  19. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    This guy gets it. :yes:




    because the Giants will probably win again.


    that's because he brought those ****ing moon shoes that he bought off ebay. We keep throwing them out but they keep finding their way back home.

    tears make good lubricant. It's a natural reaction to chaffing.
     
  20. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    I was thinking we would hire Boik to be security, since he is truly the best at keeping FinD out. We could also put a Romney sign out in front of the neighbors house with a sign that says, debate me, .25 cents. He won't even get past there and will be broke. win win.



    And I will take being the pinata over the pin cushion, any day. That's what maynard is for, a good ole rusty trombone.
     
  21. ToddPhin

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    CiF would be standing out front with one foot propped against the wall... Marlboros tucked into the sleeve of his two-sizes-too-small tshirt... picture of his own face on the shirt and captioned, "WANTED, fer stealin girls harts"... gold chain dangling to his stomach... wink-nodding every chick who walks by... dishing out pearls of dating wisdom.

    Oh wait....

    [video=youtube;bnlv1wd13fY]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bnlv1wd13fY[/video]
     
  22. ToddPhin

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    I hope you're quick.
     
  23. ToddPhin

    ToddPhin RIP Phinsational Luxury Box Club Member

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    that's a lotta blow.

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