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what the hell is Warp....

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by Mindwarp, Dec 30, 2009.

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What is Warp....

  1. A White Boy....

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  2. A chico.....

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  1. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    So I was chilling last night with a really good friend and to topic of what the hell is warp came up.... well there was a debate on if Warp was a White boy or a Chico... so I ask you my Brethren that I have abandon and only come back to when I bored, What is Warp... A White Boy... or a Chico... Pics below for Refrence, Poll up top for Voting.. If you know the true answer please don't tell everyone.. I rather see what people think..


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  2. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    a homo
     
  3. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    a homeless asian guy.
     
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  4. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    my turn my turn!

    USELESS!!!! :P
     
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  5. azfinfanmang

    azfinfanmang Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well, depending on how much your "Into it"....
    Warp was of course a Klingon.
    Michael Dorn whom playes Warp is of African American background......
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    Ohhhhhhhhhh.......that was Warf......... :pity:
     
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  6. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    while you are all correct.. they are not the options I am looking for...
     
  7. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    my poor Ace... did you get hit in the head again? :lol:
     
  8. finsgirlie

    finsgirlie break my Luxury Box

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    of course not, white boy! :lol:
     
  9. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    Dude, stop trying to trick people into thinking you're anything other than White Trash.
     
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  10. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    a yetti
     
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  11. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    I think the tell tale picture is in fact...the first picture. First off, we could also do this with Mor as I am pretty sure he can't pass the brown paper bag test for being black, but I digress.

    Notice that Warp is wearing a buttoned shirt. It is untucked and Warp is close to, or above 30 years old. White guys do not do this, unless they are super hefty, which Warp is not. Also, he is wearing the sleeves all the way down to the wrist, most like to cover up gang related tattoos. Again, white guys would have them rolled up to the elbow at this point in the night.

    Now, what throws this off is that he has the top button unbuttoned. Most Chicos I have met feel the need to button that top button (sometimes ONLY that button), where as whitey will button only to the halfway point and let their undershirt/wife beater stick out from underneath.

    Therefore, I present to you, Mindwarp, the Chico.

    Wait, Warp, do you have a job?
     
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  12. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    I sit in a office and pretend to do stuff and I get a check for it everyweek... does that count?
     
  13. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    I wrote a song for this occassion:


    Let's do the Mime Warp again....

    "everyone look at me, please post to the left"
    "everyone talk about me, please add thanks to the right"
    "with your hands on the keyboard, you plan to enter my site"
    "but its the me, me, me, that really drives you insane,"

    Let's do the Mime Warp again....


    ;)

    I voted White Boy.....everyone knows CHICO's don't know how to start a good thread!:up:


    p.s. for those that need a definition..hello!!

    MIME
    –verb (used with object)
    7.to mimic.
     
  14. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    This is a key factor, and he does have a job. However, all this means is he is not a Central American or Island Chico (meaning, he's not Mexican, Puerto Rican or Cuban, even though Cubans do have jobs) but most likely a South American Chico.

    Since the Spanish raped the hell out of that continent for the better part of of 400 years (probably more), and the people there were not as dark as Central America to begin with (because they had Rain Forests instead of deserts) it all seems to fit.
     
  15. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    do you get a retirement check from thephins?
     
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  16. Samphin

    Samphin Κακό σκυλί ψόφο δεν έχει

    hmmm. Well now I don't know what to think...
     
  17. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    You're right. This means he's stealing money, and opens up a whole new realm of possibilites as to his ethnicity...
     
  18. azfinfanmang

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    Whoas, what :lol:
    You had really good points till the Desert Darky vs Rain Forrest Whitey comment
     
  19. azfinfanmang

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    First of all... I am really not picking out your posts on purpose HK :shifty:
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    The fact he is stealing money only means he is indeed human.
    The fact he is employed and stealing money while working indeed points back towards whitey Warp
     
  20. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I was merely hypothesizing Warp's light colored complection may be due to the geographic location of his ancestors.

    It's science, dude.
     
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  21. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    It could also mean he's part Nigerian.
     
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  22. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    Don't wanna make any assumptions, but...

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  23. azfinfanmang

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    This might well be the first time that Pagewn posted a picture of a guy :lol:
     
  24. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    Over There.

    I keep asking but they make me fill out these forms and wait in this looooong line.
     
  25. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    Its WARP on a GUY'S body...doesnt count. Thats tranny stuff technically!
     
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  26. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    How often has that sentence escaped a Cop's lips!!!!!:hi5:
     
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  27. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    I might also be a sleeper cell of hispanics trying to reproduce with white girls and take over as the master race in America....... just saying...
     
  28. m ino

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    to me the top 2 pics look like a jewish guy who's been raised in mexico!
     
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  29. mor911

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    I like m ino's response...
     
  30. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    We Gringo's have an old saying about that. I'll make it as PC as I can for the sake of this site... more or less it goes "If a white girl will have sexual intercourse with someone of a different race, chances are she's not worthy anyway." Or something to that effect.

    EDIT: And since you didn't know about that saying, you can't be white. Boom. Exposed.
     
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  31. Mindwarp

    Mindwarp FFH

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    or maybe I am just trying to throw you off :up:
     
  32. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    technically, you are white regardless of the language you speak (or your family has spoken), unless you have native american blood.
     
  33. Jt0323

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    Real clever title :rolleyes:

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  34. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    No way Italians are "white". English, Scottish, Dutch, German...dem's the crackers. :tongue2:
     
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  35. azfinfanmang

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    What does politics have to do with it?
    BTW, Dems are NOT the crackers this Presidential term :up:
     
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  36. Samphin

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    Someone show Boomer this thread. I defy for him to say that the quality is no longer there. I will rank the top three posters in this thread so far, in terms of giggle inducing fits I have had.

    1. HardkoreXXX
    2.Azfinfanmang
    3. Mindwarp

    Solid work by all though.
     
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  37. RGF

    RGF THE FINSTER Club Member

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    Obama-ese ?
     
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  38. BigDogsHunt

    BigDogsHunt Enough talk...prove it!

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    I agree MOR sucks.....I back that up based on the 2 posts that did not lead to giggle inducing fits you have had!

    :up:
     
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  39. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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  40. mor911

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    eat butt chacolate you engine bizzatch
     

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