Water = Poop, Wine = Health
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jason8erluxury_boxOPThought I would share this funny email that a friend just sent me:
In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces. In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.
Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = HealthTherefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of ****.
There is no need to thank me for this valuable information: I'm doing it as a public service.
Wow did not know that
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So people are really full of **** ...................... wet **** that is.
FinSaneforum_veteranwell you need a certain amount of germs and viruses so your body knows how to fight them. No wonder people who drink all the time have health problems.
"FinSane wrote:
well you need a certain amount of germs and viruses so your body knows how to fight them. No wonder people who drink all the time have health problems.
My grandpa was fine until a few years ago unfortunately. All he did was drink.
FinSaneforum_veteran"alen1 wrote:
My grandpa was fine until a few years ago unfortunately. All he did was drink.
Kid, you cant possibility believe your grandpa had great health by drinking all the time.
"FinSane wrote:
Kid, you cant possibility believe your grandpa had great health by drinking all the time.
Lol not saying it was great but he didn't have much big problems.
FinSaneforum_veteranall due respect, no problems that you know of.
all my grandma does is smoke ciggs and drink coffee, she was fine up until last year. if it doesnt affect you soon enough, itll make your senior years miserable for sure.
"FinSane wrote:
all due respect, no problems that you know of.
all my grandma does is smoke ciggs and drink coffee, she was fine up until last year. if it doesnt affect you soon enough, itll make your senior years miserable for sure.
I'm sorry to hear about your grandmas health. I wish my grandpa wasn't an alcoholic but I guess some people were made for certain things.
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[deleted]luxury_box"jason8er wrote:
Thought I would share this funny email that a friend just sent me:
Errr... that's not true unless you drink from your toilet. Sorry to be a buzz killer. It's the microbiologist in me. :)
It takes 4 drops of bleach per gallon of water to kill all bacteria in water. That is less than the average amount of choline that most municipal water supplies use. Most tap water is bacteria free.
Also, E. coli is not "poop" but is just one of the coliforms in feces. Most E. coli are harmless. Your gut has billions of them.
BUT ... wine and other alcoholic beverages are a good way to avoid any bacteria and is a key to good times.
"Celtkin wrote:
Errr... that's not true unless you drink from your toilet. Sorry to be a buzz killer. It's the microbiologist in me. :)
It takes 4 drops of bleach per gallon of water to kill all bacteria in water. That is less than the average amount of choline that most municipal water supplies use. Most tap water is bacteria free.
Also, E. coli is not "poop" but is just one of the coliforms in feces. Most E. coli are harmless. Your gut has billions of them.
BUT ... wine and other alcoholic beverages are a good way to avoid any bacteria and is a key to good times.
There goes my excuse when people tell me I'm full of it..
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jason8erluxury_box"Celtkin wrote:
Errr... that's not true unless you drink from your toilet. Sorry to be a buzz killer. It's the microbiologist in me. :)
It takes 4 drops of bleach per gallon of water to kill all bacteria in water. That is less than the average amount of choline that most municipal water supplies use. Most tap water is bacteria free.
Also, E. coli is not "poop" but is just one of the coliforms in feces. Most E. coli are harmless. Your gut has billions of them.
BUT ... wine and other alcoholic beverages are a good way to avoid any bacteria and is a key to good times.
Yeah, I didn't know it was a joke when I opened it, but even with just my one year of micro and public health, I knew it was way off. Then when the word "poop" showed up I knew better .:lol:
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