Unofficial ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Chat Here)

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J/K

 

I see this thing is off to a blistering pace!

 

To quote Enforcer :

or some **** like that.

 

im still confused

 

Lmao

 

At least I know one team that I'm glad Im not on,

 

i think i know who should be the next selection. hint: its not lakerkin

 

I want to thank God, Mrs. Z., my mama and my local Escalade dealer.

 

Welcome buddy, glad to have you!

 

Oh please like I want to be on your lousy team...

 

Celtkin, and Zoom, Before me?? WHAT AN UPSET!!!......

 

Damn, that means I can't have the league commish in my pocket.

 

Muck, where are you, I've got your signing bonus waiting for you here in this dufflebag.

 

I will be gone from the time I make this post, until sometime on Monday. Back home for the weekend.

Tuesday is my B-day. Youre all invited to send me free cash via Paypal.

 

$0.50 it is!!

 

Pick is in homies.

 

There's a janitor's closet across the hall. Lots of brooms and other stuff in there. You might get lucky. Or Lucky.

 

Btw, really good essay for the contest bro. Best of luck in winning it.

 

Yes, and there will be plenty of kleenex, subway and myoplex supplied for you and your fugly gf.

 

So, anybody ready to concede yet

 

no i drafted a player.....who will be on the field...

 

So I see I havent been drafted yet.

 

Well then I would like to set the record straight. The allegations of cocaine use are completely false, except the parts about the cocaine use.

Thank you my adoring fans.

 

And you guys thought I had a good agent. Aqua somehow talked himself into the first round. Now THAT is an upest.

Also, my next two picks if they had stayed were gonna be Griddles (because it is always good to draft te commish on to your team) and Dr. Astrozoom (I mean comeo on, are YOU gonna tackle a guy in a wheelchair? Can you even CATCH him?).

Needless to say, I have to now go back to the drawing board.

 

Would it help my chances if I showed up in my Red Ryder Wagon?

 

they may have to re-size it for you.....

 

judging by reagans name, i found my destination!

 

I am not gonna say anything but...keep the phonelines open...

If someone takes you before then, you can thank me for the higher slotting status and bonus!

 

Your welcome Rick James.

 

Hey stop talking yourself onto another team shag. You were meant to be one of my sleepers

 

were we supposed to sign up for something?

 

I always thought Size didnt matter

 

LOL nope unless you want to be a coach .

 

Get outside and give me ten. Then run to the pub and back without drinking any beer. If you do that and are telling the truth, you were probably meant to play on another team