Unofficial ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Chat Here)

Samphin effectively wrote himself into the bible, so to speak. He had the power to edit wikipedia, and he used it. Now all the new members on this site will come running to this poster draft to see who is the coolest, and they will be deceived.

 

Damn man! Way to ruin it .

 

what a shame...i havent even been MENTIONED! dont anger the wimmins, fellas....thats all i gotta say. LOL

 

Don't worry, I got you with my 40th pick, just don't tell FemaleFinFan because I kinda promised her the same thing. I'll kill one bird with two stones.

 

At this pace this draft will conclude the day after NEVER...

 

what exactly were you expecting...hmmm?

 

Isn't that like impossible or something?

 

WTF: You do nothing but lurk for a month at a time, and only post to call somebody out for not mentioning you?



BTW: How's life treatin you Mandy?

 

how bout i make you feel really bad....gramma was in the ICU for two weeks and just passed on Thursday. anything else Ace? or am I off the hook?


p.s. i still love you, even though you just tried to rip me a new one.

 

Judging by the hate (jealousy) I assume that I busted everyone's draft board and have effectively, already made this draft more exciting and fun than the ACTUAL draft.










You're welcome...and wait for my SECOND pick. You thought this one was confounding...

 

Obviously I was funning with you sweetheart.

Very very sorry to hear about Gramma....and yeah, I am feeling pretty small right now..

 

Whatever you say Mr. Leaf.

 

i know...just extra fiesty this week...not sure why.







and no...no PMS jokes please. lol

 

I actually thought you were going to draft 'Little Sam' with the top pick, so then you could tell everyone your man-stick was #1

 

You can lead my cheerleading squad

 

Sorry to hear about that...condolences

 

Now WHY on earth would you want to encourage this?

Isnt this like helping Lizzie Bordon sharpen her axe?

 

Well hes already made his top pick... I guess he could proclaim it 'Number 2' or some variation of a phallic number joke that makes a mockery of this thread... Ive said too much havent I?

 

Kindve like

"Who does #2 work for?"

or..

I picked Number 2 at Number 1...?

 

i think sam choosing sam is fitting...he often refers to himself in third person doesn't he? besides...if he doesn't brag about himself, no one else will...poor thing.

 

I was wondering where to go to see this....

wow, Sam, first overall eh? Who's your agent, Rosenhaus? hope you don't hold out and miss valuable TC time!

 

As I explained to you on the phone, The year Ryan Leaf was drafted, PEYTON MANNING was the number one overall pick.

And a quick update for the other coaches/GMs. Please take signability into account. My pain in the arse first pick is apparently already promising to hold out if his demands aren't met. I think he is serious too.

To that point, anyone know where I can find 156 gallons of Jell-O and a vibrating swingset? I think both are needed in order to get this deal done...

 

Wait you have an axe? Maybe I should draft you for my next pick. You can be my kicker like the one from Jax who used the axe to "keep choppin'" and ended up chopping his foot halfway off.

 

I assume you will go high as well. I mean, you are a Pro Bowler afterall.

 

Qft!

 

says the cocky receiver.

 

im confused.....

 

Funny, I was just recently a 1st round pick at BillsZone in their Zoner Fantasy game

 

40 rounds huh...this wont take long.

 

No kidding

 

That just proves that Bills fans have no clue to what they're doing.

 

It's obvious that I should be going #2 overall.

 

WORST.
DRAFT.
EVER.





BTW, THE FIRST PICK BLEW.

 

Well, after that first pick there is no where to go but up.

or

Hey, I didn't know this was a reverse draft. Ok, who is the 319 best poster pick going to be.