Unofficial ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Chat Here)

again your point of view is abit skewed...

 

better then www.griddlesinl2gsbathroom.org

 

Are you the guy in the middle or one of the guys holding the TV antennas?

No, but you do pee sitting down. HAHAHA

 

I was thinking more like

 

Awwww...how nice of you to take that down off your bedroom ceiling to scan and post!

 

I was thinking it looked like a mix between GWAR and KISS.

They need to just rename their team KWEER

 

Atleast he kept the one of you up there...I still don't understand why he poked a hole in it though...

 

old school black metal my friend, and yes a majority of it is pretty KWEER.

 

But from what I hear...the poster he has of YOU has a map of Hawaii on it.

 

What the hell have you been eating lucky....

 

becuz my cardboard inflames cutout broke

 

where am i?

 

Orlando?

 

the bottom of the rankings of teams on here

 

i thought we had discussed this. weren't you supposed to stopping reading things upside down. its not good for your neck.

 

speaking of "not good for your neck" i cant wait till my team gets dirty and lines up infront of your guys......be breaking necks like #2 pencils!

 

Time to reveal the post whore(s). Here is a list of all the posters with 10 or more posts in this thread.

alen1 235
Samphin 90
Whitedolphin54 79
SickFinFan33 74
GridIronKing34 73
unluckyluciano 72
Boik14 58
azfinfanmang 54
enforcerfin33 39
In_Flames 34
gi§h® 34
Regan21286 23
King Felix 17
HardKoreXXX 14
DrAstroZoom 14
Aqua4Ever04 14
phunwin 12
finsgirlie 10


I'm not going to point any fingers, but the guy before Samphin on that list is a super mega post whore. He accounts for nearly 25% of a 1000+ post thread. Thats insane.

 

yeah. I hate that guy........

 

Where've you been?! Alen accounts for 87% of EVERY post on THEPHINS.COM......

and 60% of finheaven, and he hasnt been there for 5 months

 

explain to me how Dr Zoom is going to secure the ball while moving. it takes both arms to steer a wheelchair. any defender can simply grab the ball from his lap and run it in for a touchdown. I'm taking a DE with my next pick. I'll get one with a long reach, and good hands. He's gonna be scoring more than lucky's sister at a Viagra convention.

P.S. GIK, your team is apparently pressing charges against you. I guess you promised them free cookies and yoohoo; and then only provided sawdust patties and watered down cow dung. Thats low man, I thought you had at least a small amount of pride left.

 

Come to think of it. It could be possible that Alen has written more posts than I've read in total.

 

i GUARENTEE thats the truth

 

that is RACIST!!!!!

 

no its not. not till we strap a HEMI on that bad boy. Then we can talk 'bout racin' that there machine.

 

why are you randomly talking in the "draft only" forum?!?!?!? Gissh your a 'smart cookie'

 

boik, I intend on drafting RonnieBrownTown.

i think a deal may prevent this from taking place.

 

i got my tabs confused. leave me alone. my mom says i can do anything i ****in want.

 

Tell her I said hello. Also tell her that: Yes, and it was last Tuesday...she'll know what It means.

 

Carry on then...Ill listen if its not preposterous as I anticipate it being gish

 

and ask if she can send my wallet....i left it on her bedroom dresser....she knows where it is....and tell her to re stock my wallet, i need some money.....

 

Is it true that only 2% of his posts get to more then 100 words?

 

Velcro brother. Zoomer has a never ending supply of Velcro

 

shoot man after i got done with her, she didnt know which way was up let alone where her bedroom dresser was

 

he gets to use one of those nerf footballs that whistle because of his disability

 

Disability my ***. That guy has an incredible ABILITY bro.... Who the heck is gonna tackle a man in a wheelchair?

And besides that, he is a very funny guy

 

hence why i picked him 1st round 3rd overall!!!!

 

WhiteDolphin54 is on the clock...

 

The last 5 pages of this thread are winning. Funny stuff all around.

Couple of things:
Since Gissh (stupid name by the way, I have been meaning to tell you that) posted the post whore stats, a couple of thingd have occured. First, Alen appears to have been shamed into not posting as he has not posted since that post.

And B, the type A personalities are truly coming out. Sick saw that he was like 4th on the list and took that as a challenge. Same with In_Flames.

Congrats to everyone on this thread though. Between this and my hotel poop thread, it has made this Friday enjoyable.