Unofficial ThePhins.com Poster Draft (Chat Here)

Wow, this was totally unexpected... I didnt prepare anything so here goes.

Ah hem. First off, I would like to thank my Lord and Saviour L. Ron Hubbard and the entire Scientology Community. You guys really kept me on the straight and narrow when I felt tempted by the evil Xenu.

Secondly, I want to say that Im VERY excited to play for the [Insert Team Drafted by Here]. Since last week its always been my dream to play for coach [Insert Coach Name Here]. We all know that FS is the most important position on the field, so I'll be sure not to let you guys down.

Lastly, to all the Mother****ers who passed on me, your days are numbered! You better pray to Tom Cruise you survive after facing the [Insert Team Drafted by Here]. We crackin' skulls son!

 

Sorry, the only part of this entire post that made sense was

Ban Hammer.....Miss Mary, this is YOUR seguei....

 

[Insert 'that post sucked' response here]

 

Pagan & Flames on Socal Stash...can one team really handle that much metal?!?!

BTW welcome to the team XXX!!!

 

You had your chance to draft me. Now Im gonna terrorize your team twice a year...for the next 2 months... Punk!

 

i dont draft primadonas

 

Fixed

 

thats alot of spandex and airspray...............................

 

Coming soon to the Cave Dome...

This week is rival appreciation week. If you're a fan of The People That Matter, be sure come get your tickets to this week's game. And to show your spirit, be sure to bring $20 in pennies to throw at the opposing team's players, fans, and coaching staff.

Pacman makes it rain. We make it HAIL!!!!

 

Actually I was thinking more along the lines of leather and spikes, but to each his own...

 

RBT team logo:

 

Hahahahahha No One Likes Stitches Hahahahaha.

 

lucky please stop posting pics of your *love equipment* on the forum. That should really stay between you and your lover hidden in your special closet.

 

Never!

 

well that certainly killed the thread....nice work lucky!

 

I giveth life and I taketh away. bow before me hahahahahahahahha

 

Doesnt matter what the topic at hand is, Lucky will always steer it towards Bondage and S&M

 

related?...I think so...

 

Was I talking to you?

No, no I wasn't. If I wanted any crap from you I woulda squeezed your head.

Your team isn't any better.

Muck - Umm....you do realize that the guy in his avy isn't him, right? Muck is 5'4" 130 if he's lucky and most of that is facial hair. He can't even palm a football and you made him your QB?

Crunchtime - Oh, I see. You're picking an All-Admin team so you can suck up to the staff. Trust me, that ain't going to work.

BuckeyeKing - Any person who is a fan of Ohio State has to have their football IQ questioned.

darkMistress - A GIRL!?!?! You picked a girl before me? Holy Christ man, what kind of team are you building here? Then I see that Finsgirlie was also picked before me. This is football, not eharmony.

FinNasty - I heard his father is Osama Bin Laden Obama, good luck getting him a visa.

You suck at this too.

 

Now thats a logo. Looks a little too friendly but still awesome

 

Celtkin is the man.

No, lucky does. Especially the kind that warms up on contact.

What can I say? I'm a sucker for a man in uniform.

I can't believe that 3 girls were picked before me.

pfft.....understatement of the decade.

 

Man you're kind of *****y this morning.
whats the matter sweetheart? Bf kick you out of the shower this morning?

 

I would just like to add a motto for the angry beavers:

The angry beavers: The only thing we hate more then the world is each other.

 

My agent and I heard that.

CHA_CHING!!!!

YOu know what that sound was? That's the sound of me rolling around naked in a pile of money, preferably nickles and quarters.

 

I've already used blood and weaponry so I didn't want to be too redundant...lol It's clean and simple, but I can add to it if needed. Just let me know bro.

A pic of lucky in his love equipment bending over may help make it more brutal...

 

No, just one of those days.

Pass the midol, please.

We should soo have that tattooed on our foreheads.

 

that beaver looks pissed...

 

Well if you made the logo a picture of Ronnie running through Lucky's butt in his love equipment Lucky might feel at home since I hear hes used to trains being run through there



















J/K Lucky, that was a bit harsh. True, but harsh.

 

It's possible but I sure as hell ain't taking the pic of lucky's ***....gotta draw the line somewhere

 

Haha ya I wouldnt ask you to. Its probably got pimples on it.

 

Or a pic of you and your team

 

It's a fine line between artist and pooper porn enthusiast....

 

just get the one of my website.....

 

and you crossed that line years ago.