No, cripes she is hot, my goodness after this thread..no thanks..... I have -0- problem stepping up to a girl I like, however...the slander./.bothers me Bro. I find Latina ladies ultra conservative and tough as nails..and yet...this one is filed under "delay your passion" So I shall admire from afar
Apologies if that offended you.....think of it more as a buddy at a bar who is sharing drinks. I really don't mean anything serious by it. I tend to agree with your observations about Latina women, but like I said once you break through the "ultra-conservative and tough as nails" facade, they are just women who enjoy the company of men. There really is no reason to make it more than it is. No sense in putting this girl on a pedestal. Funny story I found out after I got together with my wife, she used to talk about me to her friend as "the guy who is really nice and nothing will happen with" and lo and behold we are married now for almost 2 years. No sense in not taking the risk, the worst thing she can say is "No, thanks" and go about her day.
Padre, I am Disappoint. Never let a *****'s looks intimidate you. She craps and vomits just like you do. Beauty is not something you earn. She did nothing to earn beauty. She hasn't accomplished anything that you know of.
Strip her of her clothes and you strip her of her dignity. -Confucius......... (I mean Conuficus) "Excuse me miss. I notice you seem a little tight. Would you like some c***?" --Or you could use the reliable: you: {in a state of panic}"Sorry to bother you; can you help me find my puppy?!". her: OMG, yes! you: "Hurry up. I think he ran across the street into that sleazy motel." This is my personal favorite: If she's sitting further away from you, pick up your bar stool, carry it over, set it down next to her, and say with a grin: "Pardon me, adorable. Is this seat taken?" Actually, if she's sitting immediately next to you, get up (make sure she sees you), walk around the bar and go right back to your seat (take no more than like 10 seconds), and then ask her the same question "Pardon me, sexy. Is this seat taken?". If that doesn't have her smiling and open for business, then you should probably consider a new hair cut or change of wardrobe...... or a ledge from a tall building. lol. ***If she turns it upside down and says "No, have a seat!", you're screwed. ***If she plays along (fidgets with straw, twirls hair, rubs finger along glass, or adjusts posture [arches back/perks chest], and says: "Yes, someone's already sitting there.", then you can have a LOT of fun with your retort. "Wow, he already sounds like a great guy." "Tell that bum to by me a drink.... and have him order yourself one too while I go use the restroom, ok." Then when you return, be like: "Pardon me maam, is this seat taken?" If you f*** it up after that panty dropper and don't get either digits or laid, then we've got a may day on our hands, Pods.
The puppy one will actually work and intrigue her if you play it off right..... Be like: "I'm totally just kidding...... I think it was the Marriot." lol.
Not that Bro, you know me by now, I'm shameless, thing is..I respect the heck out of her...even though I don't "know" her per se, I'll roll up on anyone...as long as I know my head from *** when it comes to doing so... Granted she is a PWV..ie..person with a vigina, however I'm towringly proper..have to step correct.
Missed the point. The point is to stop putting a ***** on a pedestal. If she likes you, she's going to resent that shi.
.....while bragging to her friends how much she has you whipped. Then she pokes a hole in your rubber and hooks you for the next 18-20 years. Worse than a prison sentence. At least in jail you can still watch tv with your buddies.... and you get laid more often.
Yes sir, lmeister. You knows it. At no point do the odds play in favor of the "nice guy" who puts her on a pedestal vs the "you're lucky to be with me guy" who doesn't. It's not even close. If I had to put a number on it I'd say it's a 10-90 split at best (meaning if I took 2 different versions of myself-- one as the "pedestal placer" and one as the "you're lucky to be with me guy", the nice guy will be preferred no more than 10 of 100 times.) Actually, (I'm sure you'll back me up on this) the "pedestal placer" runs a better chance of annoying her, boring her, creating disinterest, making her feel uncomfortable b/c she knows it hasn't been long enough to be earned, or making her feel uncomfortable b/c it isn't reciprocated, and subsequently losing her than the he does actually "getting her" and having an exciting relationship. The girl has to earn the right to be perched atop it. It's a reward. If you put her up there from the get-go, where do you put her once you realize she actually deserves to be on a pedestal, right?
Wow. This is some of the most socially awkward, unintentionally (or maybe intentionally?) hilarious stuff I've ever read. Keep up the good work.
