I'd recommend saying hello and giving her a compliment. You obviously liked her hair, that would work.
"Man the **** up, dog." I once hooked up with a Dominican chick who spoke about 3 words of English. She was awesome but I never went out with her again bc I seriously couldn't understand her on the phone (this was before texting). True story lol
"Hey, Beautiful, are you Cuban or Puerto Rican, cause I can't tell the difference? If this was Arizona, I could just check your papers. By the way, I just threw up, do you have any gum?" Guaranteed to score.
Wow, Fin; how presumptuous. Why would you assume she has gum? Everyone knows Hispanics can't afford gum.
"Hey, I think you're so attractive that I went on a message board and asked advice for how to pick up a latin girl such as yourself. They told me to just drop my post count, as that'd be sure to get your mojitos going. 81,000 or 51/day, whatever turns you on more."
And in my experience, once you break the ice Latinas are totally DTF for like hours man.....hope you like sandwiches with your sex
Bit of a story Bro: My Brother's live in girlfriend, she having a standards and being a classy women, has fallen ill, and while I haven't seen her for, oh a decade or so, yet being an ******* back then...I was beyond pleased to call her this evening and chat with her, I've been praying for her recovery for, at least 5 yrs or so.. I can easily find "sex", not hard really, hearing that voice...it means something to me.
Reading this again, just want to check....are you talking about a chick or The Space Needle. Its hard to tell.
TBH Bro, I'm thinkng clearly ATM...an old relationship..who thinks no one cared for them, popped up... Sorry Bro..Was such an asshle back in the day..she was happy to hear from me...dark hair red in the sunrise..not right now. What sort of man brings that to the introduction? Eh, duelist at heart, and by training
I advise you talk to Killer. That man knows what he's doing. He had his girl cleaning his house on a daily basis.
I see a harrassment meeting in your future... WTF Pads! you're like a teenage girl with all these titilating tales.
Tsk tsk tsk...you of all folks..should know better....think about it..you know me..is everything as it seems? Is there a chance to increase or decrease..knowledge? Poor young latina, she never knew that sitting by herself and holing her purse would lead to.all of this.. Will say this, have no time to mess around with at least 1 forum member...no time, no reason, **** them...got 99 problems..that cat ain't one of them
Haha, wow. Everyone in here is giving you crap, but when I do, I'm a ****tard. Yea, of course only my post was meant to be taken seriously while everyone else is just in jest.
Walk up to her and tell her " Hola, Yo tengo un grande gato en mi pantelones." you are welcome in advance.
uhm, first of al..err.**** you! This thread just turned, the story about wildly sexual...uhm...bull****... Girl is still fine, however...you guys..not so much.
