I discovered something that I didn't even think was possible.... A black guido. [ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKOJbdUfspo"]YouTube- Harper at his "finest"[/ame]
I guess I can dig it if you're some nondescript loser, wanting to latch onto an identity - ANY identity. Hence, Jersey Shore. But, man - Black is the new GOLD! Well, except with cops and the whole judicial system. You're a young black guy, and you want to be a Guido???!!!
as the sites foremost expert in guidos, allow me to explain: i have indeed seen this before, growing up. mind you, in those instances, there was a significant italian heritage in said african americans...ala Roy Campanella. This kid is potentially 25% italian, and thus a guido. its like halle berry winning the oscar. her crying blubbering about being the first black actress to win. i mean, its total weaksauce. girls 2% black, and when a real african american woman wins, i hope she acts as though she is the ACTUAL first. but yeah, because that tiny bloodline is there, ya gotta look the otherway. just the way it is.