Tin Men in Plastic Helmets

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  1. padre31

    padre31 Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Pathetic, that is the only word that comes to mind, simply Pathetic, the one thing I'd never thought would happen, did happen, the Sparano coached Dolphins showed up in White unis and plastic helmets then played like Tin Men.

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    Defense..good job fellas, be sure to have the gynecologist check you out after the season.

    Offense..nice Henne, you got Llloyd Carr retired now Sparano fired, I'd say shave you head and become a monk but..all that is left is to become a monk.

    ST..nice job fellas, job on the line, you choke, I guess momentum is not in your dictionary, neither should be "game check".

    Sparano, nice, a punt, down 30 points, good job inspiring the fellas..eh, preferred the chubby Sparano anyway, the slim one is kind of vapid.
     
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    No question our team was a bunch of vaginas today...except Marshall and thats because he had some stats on his mind.

    Emberassing day to be a Dolphin fan but also a moment of clarity, we need change....and that presser tommorow will hopefully confirm it.
     
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    Don't really care about that presser Bro, this team lost heart, I know of no way to stuff it back into them.

    Keep in mind the core of the Dolphins is set at 4 of the 5 big positions.

    ST sucking again put me over the top, even Carpenter missed a FG, when your stars, like Big Jake, start making uncharacteristic mistakes, chances are good the HC has lost his voice among the team.

    For example, 3 weeks ago VD was asking about the Dominican Republic on twitter.

    THAT is why they are Tin Men in Plastic Helmets.
     
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    Is it so wrong for me to want to see something else other than "Time to be a Jets fan?" to appear at the top of the Phins Forum every day....?
     

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