This is the way the world ends ...

Result:

 

We will never die. Don Shula will save America.

 

hahaha, "we clone ourselves, get bum genes and die"...

 

We were just discussing this.

 

...but this is the most realistic:

It's how Rome deteriorated and eventually fell.

 

...and this is the funniest:

In the next 10-12 years we are going to be hard-pressed to keep the US together, with the way the country is dividing over one or two core issues.

But yeah, we'll sell the unification of the US with Mexico and Canada.