This IS the official Miami Dolphins Week 1 Game Day Thread !!!

Thats right. I AM starting this thread. Why? Oh no a jinx!!!

**** YOU.

The 2013 Miami Dolphins are different. I am living in Charlotte NC hating every ****ing day driving to work because all I hear id "Steve Smith this" and "Cam Newton that". I cannot ****ing wait to overpay to watch the Miami Dolphins.....nay......OUR Miami Dolphins beat the living **** out of those Cleveland Brown inbreds later today!!! (its after midnight east coast)

Ok so heres the quick stuff:

Game is in Cleveland....aka....wear gloves before you touch anything in public, wear a gas mask, wrap your ***** twice......no....thrice....then ask for your check before your dinner even arrives.

1:00 pm start time. Shown in 9% of TV's across the country. So unless you live in Opalocka or Cleveland you arent seeing this game unless you illegally download it on the internet, or you get paid more than 11.00 an hour (thanks Obama) and can buy NFL ticket.

Notable story lines: Barkevious Mingo is out. Dion Jordan is IN. Dimitri Patterson is questionable but will play against his former team (relax Padre)...Lamar Miller is a starter and will rush for 70+ yards.

SICKS Sleeper: Brandon Gibson. 80+ yards receiving and 1 TD.

SICKS game time music:

[video=youtube;jZhQOvvV45w]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZhQOvvV45w[/video]

Thats right. After years and years of torment. After years.....no....DECADES of watching our team consistently change coaches, change GMs, change owners, Changes quarterbacks......we are in this for the long haul. We are HERE. The Miami Dolphins starting in 2013 are ready to destroy the mold that describes previous Dolphin teams before them. It's time for a new image. We have new uniforms. A new logo. A young team. Marino is long gone. Its now OUR TIME......ITS TIME FOR THE MIAMI DOLPHINS 2013!!!!!!



WHO IS WITH ME?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!

Miami 28

Cleveland......14


[video=youtube;XMgKDFdDkz8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XMgKDFdDkz8[/video]

 

LETS GOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I can't sleep. It's now time. I wanna punch someone in the face, preferably a Ohio native.

Hey guys, what do browns fans do after they win the Super Bowl??? TURN OFF THE PLAYSTATION!!!!!!!

 

hiiioooooooooo

 

I feel like I am IN the ****ing locker room right now. I saw pics earlier of the team boarding the plane to Cleveland. I wanna be there. I feel like I am. That crowd will be pumped. And we are gunna come out and shut them the **** up so fast they will be complaining about the cavaliers and Lebron again by half time !!!!!!!!!

PHINS UP!!!!!!