This article is so damn funny

124 · Apr 19, 2009

At least to me it is.

I know I’m one of two men left in America still watching “Survivor.” Unfortunately the other runs Barstool and he’s out of the country, so I’m the only one left who can bear witness to the most pluperfect douchebag in the history of reality TV, if not TV period. He goes by the name of Coach (because he’s a soccer coach you see, and who wouldn’t want to proudly identify himself with that noble profession) and to watch him in action is to see the art of assclownery perfected. If my sainted mother taught me anything, it’s that everyone has some sort of redeeming quality, but mom never met Coach. Survivor always has *****, but he’s the ultimate dick. Every season some hippie does yoga, but Coach goes to lengths to let everyone know he does a special kind of yoga from Tibet that you can’t Google, it’s only been passed down by word of mouth. As if his soccer coaching wasn’t douchey enough, he likes to remind the other castaways every chance he gets that he conducts a symphony orchestra. What symphony and what orchestra he will not say, but he does refer to himself as a “Maestro” like he’s Bob Cobb.
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