...telling ghost stories about Favre around a campfire. I seen him look off a safety while scrambling and complete a pass to a dude he wasn't even eyeing. Whooooooooooooooo... Some say he's an Iron Man...Nah! I say he's a demon spirit who feeds off the tears of Def. Coordinators. WHOOOoooooo...
"I watched him eat a case of moon pies, and a bag of pemmican, washed it all down with Mountain Dew, and throw 4 TD's that afternoon.."
"I saw him in the stall jerking off before the game, wearing nothing, holding a game towel...He used that same towel in that game. He even used it to wipe his face. After the game he threw the towel in the stands and a little boy caught it."
"I was down at his ranch one time, and he saw an armadillo, he had no rifle but he did have a ping pong ball, he hit that armadillo with that ping pong ball at 35 yrds and threw it right through him, that armadillo died on the spot, and never knew what hit him.."
We were there for months, working our butts off and he showed up about a week before game one and lit the secondary up for three TDs in the first four drives.
I was at the ranch on another occasion Favre was throwing balls through armadillos. I sneezed right before he threw the ball and he threw it through a hedgehog instead. Told me he thought the pocket was collapsing. Then he muttered something about retiring from killing pests.
I am hopeful for a Miami win & respectful of one of footballs greatest QB's to ever play the game. beware of Favre. our defense will have to stay in his face all day.
"I once had a dream that brett farve was throwing interceptions at me and I kept dropping them, and when I woke up...............I was wearing his jersey!!!" aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaawwwwwwwwwwww
I hear he has a pump-activated lotion dispenser in his balls...... and if he squeezes em long enough, he can put out an eye at 30 yards. Ask Jim McMahon.
"The real reason Sydney Rice is out is because he slipped on Farve's wrinkle cream in the locker room"
"I once saw him cash a Game Check, and a Social Security Check at the same time, then he asked me if he could hold 10 dollars.."
"Man one time after a MNF game, I noticed Favre had rushed into the locker room....didnt celebrate with the team or nuthin, he took a 30 second shower then ran out the building in his unda pants....we all ran outside and their was John Maddens Horse trailer, we were all curious why he entered in his underwear then next thing you know, the damn bus started rockin!!! We was like daaaaaamn yo! So we had went back to the locker room den bout an hour later Brett come in with this big ole smile with his hair messed up, did a fist pump and screamed BOOOOOOOM!"