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CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteranOP
Sep 21, 2017, 04:48 PM

Jay Cutler's number is "6"

Nibiru (Planet X - LOL @ that trash science) will destroy us on 09/23/17. Add them together and that's 49. 49/6 = 8.166666666666667.

"8" is the number of God, according to Christian Numerologists.

"1" Is where we will be holding the Lombardi Trophy (for @6890 & @188, and @5718)

13 "6's" in a row - Dan Marino, God I miss you. MVP Jay Cutler says, "I care now." This one is for you Dan Marino, the greatest passer in NFL History.

Then ends in "7" - the number of Jesus Christ himself.

I have never been more certain in my life that:

WE WILL WIN A SUPER BOWL THIS SEASON!!!!!!!

There are MANY more calculations involved, but I'll leave that up to @7089. He's 100% legit with his numbers calculations. "How many 6's can we equate here, to make this all make sense?", is the REAL question...

CBcbradforum_veteran
Sep 21, 2017, 04:55 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

Jay Cutler's number is "6"

Nibiru (Planet X - LOL @ that trash science) will destroy us on 09/23/17. Add them together and that's 49. 49/6 = 8.166666666666667.

"8" is the number of God, according to Christian Numerologists.

"1" Is where we will be holding the Lombardi Trophy (for @6890 & @188, and @5718)

13 "6's" in a row - Dan Marino, God I miss you. MVP Jay Cutler says, "I care now." This one is for you Dan Marino, the greatest passer in NFL History.

Then ends in "7" - the number of Jesus Christ himself.

I have never been more certain in my life that:

WE WILL WIN A SUPER BOWL THIS SEASON!!!!!!!

There are MANY more calculations involved, but I'll leave that up to @7089. He's 100% legit with his numbers calculations. "How many 6's can we equate here, to make this all make sense?", is the REAL question...

How many 6's? An infinite number.

The only reason the number you have there "ends" with a 7 is because the calculator can't display an infinite number of 6's haha. Those 6's never end so there is no "7" at the end.

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Sep 21, 2017, 04:56 PM

"cbrad wrote:

How many 6's? An infinite number.

The only reason the number you have there "ends" with a 7 is because the calculator can't display an infinite number of 6's haha. Those 6's never end so there is no "7" at the end.

Ahh, but there is young Jedi. You saw it yourself. Us HUMANS created that.

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Sep 21, 2017, 05:02 PM

"cbrad wrote:

How many 6's? An infinite number.

The only reason the number you have there "ends" with a 7 is because the calculator can't display an infinite number of 6's haha. Those 6's never end so there is no "7" at the end.

Also @7089, if it is the number "6" for infinity, that would numerically mean that #6 Jay Cutler is our Football Messiah? Right?

CBcbradforum_veteran
Sep 21, 2017, 05:04 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

Also @7089, if it is the number "6" for infinity, that would numerically mean that #6 Jay Cutler is our Football Messiah? Right?

Not using logic.. but that hasn't stopped you in the past :smile:

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Sep 21, 2017, 05:08 PM

"cbrad wrote:

Not using logic.. but that hasn't stopped you in the past :smile:

At least it's a little more fun lately. Low bashing, more thought process about our Mighty Dolphins.

And about yesterday for everybody on this beloved website? You're Welcome:

cuchulainncuchulainnsubscriber
Sep 21, 2017, 05:29 PM

The_Dark_KnightThe_Dark_Knightforum_veteran
Sep 21, 2017, 09:10 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

Jay Cutler's number is "6"

Nibiru (Planet X - LOL @ that trash science) will destroy us on 09/23/17. Add them together and that's 49. 49/6 = 8.166666666666667.

"8" is the number of God, according to Christian Numerologists.

"1" Is where we will be holding the Lombardi Trophy (for @6890 & @188, and @5718)

13 "6's" in a row - Dan Marino, God I miss you. MVP Jay Cutler says, "I care now." This one is for you Dan Marino, the greatest passer in NFL History.

Then ends in "7" - the number of Jesus Christ himself.

I have never been more certain in my life that:

WE WILL WIN A SUPER BOWL THIS SEASON!!!!!!!

There are MANY more calculations involved, but I'll leave that up to @7089. He's 100% legit with his numbers calculations. "How many 6's can we equate here, to make this all make sense?", is the REAL question...

It sounded like English, but I didn't understand a thing you said!

“The person you will spend the most time with in your life is yourself, so you better make sure you’re someone interesting”

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Sep 21, 2017, 09:49 PM

"The_Dark_Knight wrote:

It sounded like English, but I didn't understand a thing you said!

Clearly you don't live with your mother, play next level bridge or drink Holiday Inn tequila.

Fin-OFin-Oforum_veteran
Sep 21, 2017, 10:54 PM

6...

Jay Cutlers number......number of teeth of CIF's last wench.

"The reason so many people misunderstand so many issues is not that these issues are so complex, but that the people do not want a factual or analytical explanation that leaves them emotionally unsatisfied"

The_Dark_KnightThe_Dark_Knightforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 05:59 AM

"Fin D wrote:

Clearly you don't live with your mother, play next level bridge or drink Holiday Inn tequila.

Clearly! :up:

“The person you will spend the most time with in your life is yourself, so you better make sure you’re someone interesting”

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 08:41 AM

"Fin-O wrote:

6...

Jay Cutlers number......number of teeth of CIF's last wench.

You sure about that @7394??



CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 09:08 AM

"The_Dark_Knight wrote:

It sounded like English, but I didn't understand a thing you said!

You have to be in the "Zone" to to hear it @74. You can't hear Jimi Hendrix either.

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 09:42 AM

"Fin D wrote:

Clearly you don't live with your mother, play next level bridge or drink Holiday Inn tequila.

Why do you always say that I live with my mother @188? I moved out at 19 and never looked back. I have my own house and my GF's house.

Other than that, spot on. lol

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 09:48 AM

"CashInFist wrote:

Why do you always say that I live with my mother @188? I moved out at 19 and never looked back. I have my own house and my GF's house.

Other than that, spot on. lol

I always say it because you live with your mother.

DAdanmarinosubscriber
Sep 22, 2017, 09:49 AM

No new pics, CiF?

DAdanmarinosubscriber
Sep 22, 2017, 09:49 AM

"Fin D wrote:

I always say it because you live with your mother.

Is his mother the one in the 1st pic?

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 10:02 AM

"Fin D wrote:

I always say it because you live with your mother.

OK. Now I know 100% (@7089 - check the #'s) that YOU live with your mother. Obsessed. Yep, no doubt.

Found out @188:

And, I am certainly being generous here. SERIOUSLY GENEROUS. SERIOUSLY.

You live in your mom's basement, don't you? Rich parents, spoiled brat. Always championing for something that you really don't care about, just to "Fit In". Yeah, I know you @188. :flag:

AMERICA!!! (That pisses you off, doesn't it?) lmfao

Fin DFin Dforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 10:03 AM

"danmarino wrote:

Is his mother the one in the 1st pic?

No.

The first pic is the finance manager at the "buy here pay here" lot that CiF bought his '92 Hunter Green Camaro with 3 good quarter panels. She spends her weekends on the pontoon boat on the river. Her favorite beer cozy says "Fuck Mondays".

The second pic is the cocktail waitress at the local bar called Nubby's. She smokes 2-3 packs of the cheapest menthols every day. She has a dog. Named him ***hole after her ex. When she gets home from work she lets him out to run the neighborhood. ***hole tears up other people's stuff in the trailer park. When they complain, she defends the dog by screaming about whatever ethnicity the complainers could possibly be. She does this even though she hates the dog.

CashInFistCashInFistforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 10:45 AM

"Fin D wrote:

No.

The first pic is the finance manager at the "buy here pay here" lot that CiF bought his '92 Hunter Green Camaro with 3 good quarter panels. She spends her weekends on the pontoon boat on the river. Her favorite beer cozy says "**** Mondays".

The second pic is the cocktail waitress at the local bar called Nubby's. She smokes 2-3 packs of the cheapest menthols every day. She has a dog. Named him ***hole after her ex. When she gets home from work she lets him out to run the neighborhood. ***hole tears up other people's stuff in the trailer park. When they complain, she defends the dog by screaming about whatever ethnicity the complainers could possibly be. She does this even though she hates the dog.

This is what you get:

Fin-OFin-Oforum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 01:59 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

You sure about that @7394??



That T-shirt may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

And I'll shoot you straight.

Wouldn't touch the first one, but the second one?? After about 8 Crown Apples? I may just do it.

"The reason so many people misunderstand so many issues is not that these issues are so complex, but that the people do not want a factual or analytical explanation that leaves them emotionally unsatisfied"

TItirty8forum_veteran
Sep 22, 2017, 02:13 PM

"CashInFist wrote:

Jay Cutler's number is "6"

Nibiru (Planet X - LOL @ that trash science) will destroy us on 09/23/17. Add them together and that's 49. 49/6 = 8.166666666666667.

"8" is the number of God, according to Christian Numerologists.

"1" Is where we will be holding the Lombardi Trophy (for @6890 & @188, and @5718)

13 "6's" in a row - Dan Marino, God I miss you. MVP Jay Cutler says, "I care now." This one is for you Dan Marino, the greatest passer in NFL History.

Then ends in "7" - the number of Jesus Christ himself.

I have never been more certain in my life that:

WE WILL WIN A SUPER BOWL THIS SEASON!!!!!!!

There are MANY more calculations involved, but I'll leave that up to @7089. He's 100% legit with his numbers calculations. "How many 6's can we equate here, to make this all make sense?", is the REAL question...

Makes sense. Could it be any more obvious.

DAdanmarinosubscriber
Sep 22, 2017, 02:33 PM

"Fin-O wrote:

That T-shirt may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

And I'll shoot you straight.

Wouldn't touch the first one, but the second one?? After about 8 Crown Apples? I may just do it.

Yeah, the first thing I thought when I saw the first one was, "I wonder if any of the other lesbians survived the fire?"

djphinfandjphinfansubscriber
Sep 22, 2017, 03:13 PM

"Fin-O wrote:

That T-shirt may be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life.

And I'll shoot you straight.

Wouldn't touch the first one, but the second one?? After about 8 Crown Apples? I may just do it.

Lol

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