I heard that was it was called 40 year old virgin. No, its called Free Willy cause its the size of a whale.
I'm not 40, so that's not me. How old are you again? If its the size of a whale, you need to pull the magnifying glass back a bit. It puts things into a more 'realistic' perspective.
Im 34. Not even close chief. you dont ahve to be exactly 40 for the joke to work The only one who is "special" around here is you so be careful with how you refer to yourself.
Dude, dont kick your husband like that. Just cause its not in the house it doesnt mean its not domestic violence. Also, you probably should keep the handcuffs in the bedroom. lol
Sick's is called Dead since it hasn't risen in years. Before that it was known as Ziti for its small size and width.
Some chick named mine Boris once like 4 years ago even though she never saw it. I never talked to her again.
I thought Michael Jordan cause you own a Kitty, and it's beat by everyone nightly? And my kitty I mean Dussy (starts with P)
I thought Boik re-named his Michael Jordan cause after turning 34 he's had to rely more on technique than ability.
I thought he called it Michael Jordan because he can no longer play the game, and just has to make due by watching young men with more talent try and do it for him.