Ok so i love these WYR's over at collegehumor.com.....ill post some, post your own or find some funny ones and post them here....lets get this thing rolling....answer the previous, then post your own....here we go.... WOULD YOU RATHER....... -Have no sense of direction, or have no sense of time? -Have Luke's(star wars) Lightsaber, or Marty's(back 2 the future) hoverboard? -Have armpit sex, or have back-of-the-knee sex? -Be a Smurf, or Keebler Elf? -Be the greatest break dancer, or the greatest freestyle rapper? -Only be able to move by moonwalking, or only be able to move by Crip walking? -Be famous for getting beat up by Clay Aiken, or be famous for banging Oprah? -Only have sex once a year, with the new Miss Universe on the night she is crowned, or have daily sex with a fat chick?
1. I have no sense of either so gaining one for the loss of the other would be awesome. I would gain direction rather than time. 2.Hoverboard 3.Whatever feels better. 4.Elf. Their cookies are awesome. 5.Rapper. 6.Moonwalking 7.Oprah, definitely. 8.Miss Uni, and because that once a year sex would be awesome. The fat chick sex daily would probably be good for a bit but that would get boring after a while. A year between times gives you all kinds of build up and ideas, etc.
1. No sense of direction 2. Lightsaber 3. Back of the knee 4. Elf, give me some effin cookies 5. Moonwalking 6. Oprah if we were married, Aiken if not (lawsuit or divorce one way or the other) 7. Miss Universe (well, how fat?)
direction lightsaber knee keebler rapper moonwalking(god that would be hilarious) oprah miss universe
Would you rather lose the ability to taste or the ability to smell? Would you rather not be able to hear or not be able to talk? Would you rather have a ADD or ADHD? Would you rather be lucky or griddles? Would you rather have to sleep with Sam or Mor?
-smell (although without smelling wouldnt you hinder your tasting ability 'example: you dont like greenbeans so you hold your nose and eat it right?') -talk -add -lucky (being illegal you dont pay taxes ) -both. (2 is better than 1 )
1.ability to smell 2.talk 3.add 4.griddles so for once i can know what its like to be mortal 5.sam, he'll pass out drunk by the first few minutes
1. some long drawn out explanation like anlgp final answer sense of time 2.hoverboard 3.armpit sex already had back of the knee 4.smurf, who wouldnt want to live in a village with just one chick? 5.rapper, so i can make some money 6.crip walking so i can get shot for walking to the store in the wrong neighborhood 6.banging oprah 7.isnt this question the same as the previous?
would you rather have an invisible *****? or have your ***** turn green and rip through your shorts like the hulk everytime you get arroused?
-Have no sense of direction, or have no sense of time? - Sense of direction. Then again, I'm already a person with no sense of direction. If anyone in this World needs a GPS it is me. -Have Luke's(star wars) Lightsaber, or Marty's(back 2 the future) hoverboard? - Lightsaber. -Have armpit sex, or have back-of-the-knee sex? Armpit. -Be a Smurf, or Keebler Elf? Smurf. At least you have Smurfette, I've never seen a female Keebler elf. -Be the greatest break dancer, or the greatest freestyle rapper? Freestyle rapper because it could make me a **** load of cash and I could retire really quickly so I would not have to listen to rap anymore. -Only be able to move by moonwalking, or only be able to move by Crip walking? Moonwalking. -Be famous for getting beat up by Clay Aiken, or be famous for banging Oprah? Oprah. You could claim you were drunk. -Only have sex once a year, with the new Miss Universe on the night she is crowned, or have daily sex with a fat chick? Miss Universe, at least you'd have porn the other 364 days of the year. If you are having daily sex with a fat chick you can never REALLY get away from that.
Rather be lucky or me? You're asking if you'd rather be a raging alcoholic or a broke college student... With that said, I wouldn't blame anyone for saying neither...
lets see.. i'd rather no sense of time..with direction i could find someone with sense of time and find out what time it was. i'd rather have the hoverboard..with a lightsaber i would end up in jail for slashing a jets fan. smurf..i agree with unifiedtheory..i might have to wait my turn but never seen a elf chick in those commercials either. back of knee sex cuz the armpit sounds are annoying to me. moonwalk/cripwalk? i have a hoverboard..no more walking for me.. banging oprah would put more change in my change jar. i've come to terms with the fact that i'll never really get away from that. i'd rather be the hulk cuz seeing is believing.
Would you Rather......(my answers listed in bold) -find a quater on the sidewalk? or have your citys wnba team win the championship?quater -Have a popcorn kernel in your throat forever, or have Cheeto-fingers forever? cheeto fingers -Have The Simpsons be funny again, or have Carlos Mencia banned from Television?simpsons be funny again!!!!! -Have your town over run by zombies, or fat girls with high self esteem?zombies, i hate fat girls that think they are hot and wear tight clothes -Personally end strife in Darfur, or see The Dark Knight on IMAX?the dark knight ****ing rocks! -Get food poisoning every time you eat your favorite meal, or have a seizure every time you watched your favorite show?food poisioning i guess...thats f'ing tough -Own the De Lorean from Back to the Future, or the Batmobile? de lorean (where we are going, we wont need roads) -Fart every time you orgasm, or orgasm every time you fart? orgasm everytime i fart.....id orgasm alot!!! -Have sex with anyone in the world anytime for a month., or get free food for the rest of your life?free food!!!! -Never be able to wipe your butt after pooping, or never be able to dry off after taking a shower?dry off
Would you Rather......(my answers listed in bold) -find a quater on the sidewalk? or have your citys wnba team win the championship? Quarter. Our WNBA team just folded anyways, evne then, quater easily. -Have a popcorn kernel in your throat forever, or have Cheeto-fingers forever? Cheeto Fingers. At least you could wear gloves, and occasionally lick your fingers! -Have The Simpsons be funny again, or have Carlos Mencia banned from Television? Simpsons. I just never watch mencia. -Have your town over run by zombies, or fat girls with high self esteem? Bring on the zombies, Ive read the survival guide and World War Z, I AM READY! And fat chicks with tight clothes are gross. -Personally end strife in Darfur, or see The Dark Knight on IMAX? Darfur no question. -Get food poisoning every time you eat your favorite meal, or have a seizure every time you watched your favorite show? Seizure. I love my food, and would rather play XBox or PC than watch TV. -Own the De Lorean from Back to the Future, or the Batmobile? DeLorean, Time travel baby! -Fart every time you orgasm, or orgasm every time you fart? Orgasm every time I fart. Who would choose the other option? -Have sex with anyone in the world anytime for a month., or get free food for the rest of your life? Toughie, but ill go with food. -Never be able to wipe your butt after pooping, or never be able to dry off after taking a shower? Never wipe. I dont mind towelling off, but wiping your *** is a pita!
-Have sex with a Jets fan or have sex with a jet engine? - Give Anal Gap a sponge bath? Or get a sponge bath by Anal Gap? -Get tasered in the crotch by the Mor? or get tasered in the crotch by the Mor?
1. No sense of time. I wanna know where I'm going. 2. The lightsaber hands down. 3. Armpit 4. One word: Smurfette 5. I'd rather be dead. 6. Moonwalking. 7. Bang Oprah. At least you retain your manhood. 8. I can't hang with a fat chick. I'll take Miss Universe once a year, and plaster her to the ceiling like in "Scary Movie". 1. Smell. I'm Italian, food is life. 2. Talk, can't live without music. 3. Oooh look, a puppy! 4. neither 5. Nabo. (KIDDING! Don't get any ideas, bro!) 1. Gimme the quarter. 2. Orange fingers rule. 3. Carlos. Personally I think the Simpsons are still funny. 4. Zombies. Unlike the fat girls, you can blow their heads off when they get annoying. 5. The Batcycle scene in IMAX? Sign me up! 6. Seizure. See my comment about food in the other set of answers. 7. The Batmobile. cause that would mean I'm Batman. If I had the Delorean, that would mean I'd be Michael J. Fox. Kill me now. 8. Orgasm every time I fart. I'd eat cabbage and bratwurst every day. 9. Gimme the sex, I can find my own food. 10. Not having to wipe would rock...think of all the money you save on TP.
