Ross: Tony we've looked long and hard, and we feel that you are the best canidate to coach this team next year! Tony: Okay, but I was always the coach of this team. You were running around chasing a college coach with a bag of cash, right? Ross: Well... Sparano: RIGHT? Ross: Yes. Sparano:I just don't know, how am I supose to lead this team when you make me look like that piece of bird **** that you can't scrap off the window? Ross: But, I... Sparano: No, I have went over this 462 times in my head over the course of the day, and I just don't think I can stay on as the head coach of this team! Ross: We'll give you the corner office. Sparano:
