How dare you take ThePhins.com Unofficially the Most-Official Fantasy GM League In The History of the Internets as a joke...
Nah, no worries bro. You joke, I joke. (I think I need to build a sarcasm button.) As far the auction goes, there is a minimum requirement. And Reggie Nelson will get moved, just probably not through this auction thread. And who says this can't be like EBay. Or however I want it to be. I don't see any official rules posted on how auction threads must be run.