***The OFFICIAL Miami Dolphins Vs New England Patriots game day thread*** (BPK Free)

"Rocky Raccoon wrote:

Is McLovin really going to be at your house?

"SICK wrote:

"djphinfan wrote:

Lol..I purposely scrolled down as slow as possible so each line would be a suprise, I savored that sh@& sick...fu@& yeah we can cuss!!!!lets go balls deep in Brady's ass...

Wait, I was just kidding about that last part.

Lazor gun offense..like that Vt...that's gonna stick..

Yeah!!!!!! Padre nicknamed OV " baby squid".......

And Chris McCain "yippee Kyle yay mother fu&$er!!!"

Wtf????!!!!!

I don't know why I'm yelling!!!!

Loud noises!!!!

I'm not gonna sleep tonite..

Ok, seriously, Pouncey is coming back early and it looks like were gonna get jones and Dion back for game 2..

So get the fu&$ in YOUR SEATS EARLY FOR A DAMN CHANGE, and tell whoever else along the way the same..come on man, just do it!!!

I think Ross should have planes fly over and drop aqua and orange Gatorade on the fans..lol

Fans need to perform 2maro, it's gonna be tough in the heat but we gotta do our part..

RELEASE THE KRAKEN mother fu&$ers!!!!!!!!!

YKY..let us enjoy the chaos

McLoving at Sicks, dogs marrying cats...it is the Krakenacolypse!

I'm happy the offensive line simply is on the same page, I know people are hoping for Pouncey's return, tbh he is the sort of player who is physically talented and the roster likes him, do think

Satele is simply smarter at football than he is, we shall see today

Weather permitting, may not be here for it, will try to go see Mom in the nursing home

Otherwise, Gentlemen, start your boners for the game

"padre31 wrote:

I'm happy the offensive line simply is on the same page, I know people are hoping for Pouncey's return, tbh he is the sort of player who is physically talented and the roster likes him, do think

Satele is simply smarter at football than he is, we shall see today

Weather permitting, may not be here for it, will try to go see Mom in the nursing home

Otherwise, Gentlemen, start your boners for the game

tell her the boys at thephins said hey mom!!!

True story: I'm kinda loaded and am in a cab, headed home. I'm excited about tomorrow. Been really looking forward to seeing how these new dolphins will look. And then, that stupid Hootie and the Blowfish song where "the dolphins make me cry" comes on the radio.

This is a good omen, boys. We are putting the past behind us. Tomorrow is a new day!

I'll crack that first beer about 12:30 Smoke a cigarette. Bong or two.:lol: For breakfast.
Stomp a mud hole in their ass.

should be Lazor-Mounted Dolphin

here is the instruction manual for all of you going to the game

"Aqua4Ever04 wrote:

I just got home.

I'm drunk.

And I'm worried about tomorrow (today?)

What?

Me too... Been drinking since noon.

Sick I took 4 shots of 151 in a row... That ***** wouldn't give me anymore.

Fans better be in their damn seats for the intros... Give these guys something to get jacked up about.

Tom Brady better have Kraken and OVs gorgeous junk slathered on his face all day...

I dont think I can stay up anymore... Maybe try to fit in some mediocre sexy time... Bye...

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Glad to be here once again!! A new year of Phins football!! Im as exited as Welker on Molly!!

https://vine.co/v/OuBFx36raOd

go Fins!

I'm so pumped!

Ok let's see...it's close to 1pm in Germany, 6 hours till game time. What am I gonna do? I dont think anybody would expect me to do university stuff right now. Thank god for NFL Gamepass, I think I'm gonna re-watch the 1973 Super Bowl, why not...

CANT WAIT!

by the way some of my friends want me to watch the German Qualifier against Scotland in a pub next door tonight...noooooo thank youuuuu

Just woke up...now on way to store to get some bacon ... my god Im nervous like Im playing in the damned game.

Hey guys Im way up here In New England, Maine to be exact. A friend invited me over his house to watch the game, yes he is a Pats fan. I'm surprised how many Dolfans are in Maine as a matter of fact he has around a dozen people going to see the game and he realized the majority of them are Dolfans. So let's crank it of course after going to Church to worship the Lord.
SPLAT THE PAT!!!

"Rocky Raccoon wrote:

Miami Dolphins football is FINALLY back! I still have a bad taste in my mouth after last season

That's amazing considering all the things that have been in your mouth since then.

I can't believe it's finally here

It's game day *****es!! I could barely sleep, Up way too early but on my way to the stadium! Let's get rowdy!!

:ffic: Here's to a great season! I don't care about the record. I've seen enough to know we'll be alright. We have a lot of new staff. I want to see them keep pounding forward with this new offensive system.

"TooGoodForDez wrote:

:ffic: Here's to a great season! I don't care about the record. I've seen enough to know we'll be alright. We have a lot of new staff. I want to see them keep pounding forward with this new offensive system.

Positivity from you. Holy ****. Good stuff.

:ffic:

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"Germanfinfan wrote:

I'm so pumped!

Ok let's see...it's close to 1pm in Germany, 6 hours till game time. What am I gonna do? I dont think anybody would expect me to do university stuff right now. Thank god for NFL Gamepass, I think I'm gonna re-watch the 1973 Super Bowl, why not...

CANT WAIT!

by the way some of my friends want me to watch the German Qualifier against Scotland in a pub next door tonight...noooooo thank youuuuu

fussball ist heute raus !!!!

jesus christ 4h 22 min till kickoff

"TooGoodForDez wrote:

:ffic: Here's to a great season! I don't care about the record. I've seen enough to know we'll be alright. We have a lot of new staff. I want to see them keep pounding forward with this new offensive system.

Hellll yehhhh Dezzzzzzzz!!!!!

"SICK wrote:

Positivity from you. Holy ****. Good stuff.

:ffic:

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I know...hes bringin his game this season..I love it!

"JDelenne wrote:

It's game day *****es!! I could barely sleep, Up way too early but on my way to the stadium! Let's get rowdy!!

**** wish I could say the same...but just back from grocery store ..chicken on the grill for lunch german pancakes and bacon for breakfast..

God damn Im pumped for the game

"dcafiero wrote:

I will be there tomorrow. Ive never seen a dolphins loss in person and that will still continue to be the case when we bust the pats up. My streak is 6-0 i believe.

Good luck. I've only been to three games. Postseason vs Baltimore with the James McKnight helmet play, preseason, and the regular season game where NE was lighting us up with Randy Moss but blew the game and we won on a FG.

I hope you also get to experience dejected Patriot fans.