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The Official Miami Dolphins @ Cleveland Browns Game Thread.

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Section126, Sep 20, 2011.

  1. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Time: 1:00 PM Sunday, the 25th of September
    Place / Coverage: CBS, Cleveland Browns Stadium, Cleveland, OH


    For the reading impaired:

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    VERSUS

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    TALE OF THE TAPE:

    City Nickname:

    Miami: "The Magic City"
    Cleveland: "The Mistake by the Lake"

    Advantage: DOLPHINS

    Signature Sports Moment:

    Miami: The Undefeated Season.
    Cleveland: Four way tie: "The Drive", "The Fumble", "The Shot", and a Basketball player leaving town for.....Miami.

    Advantage: DOLPHINS

    Tourist attraction:

    Miami: South Beach.
    Cleveland: The Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    Advantage: DOLPHINS

    Signature Sports star:

    Miami: Dan Marino
    Cleveland: Jim Brown

    Advantage: PUSH

    Fan Base:

    Miami: Those clowns in Pajamas / Cannibal costume, Big Poppa Pump.
    Cleveland: The Dog Pound, the Battery squad.

    Advantage: BROWNS

    Face of the Franchise:


    Miami: Brandon Marshall, Jason Taylor
    Cleveland: Madden Cover Boy Peyton Hillis

    Advantage: BROWNS


    PREDICTION: Miami 24 Cleveland 16
     
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  2. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    hmmm what the hell is the battery squad?
     
  3. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    Better late than never........................This IS the game thread for last seasons game right?
     
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  4. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    I love being reading impaired.
     
  5. PhiNomina

    PhiNomina White-Collar Redneck

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    I'll be there - you should be able to see me on TV - I'll be the guy the news talks about as having gotten beaten to a bloody pulp after the Phins win 42-0.
     
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  6. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    I hope the last game in Cleveland isn't an indication of what's in store for this one (if I am remembering correctly). I recall an extremely slow Rueben Droughns running like 70 yds for a TD while weaving from one side of the field to the other. I think it was Charlie Frye's first game too.
     
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  7. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Ask Sam Wyche and the 1990's Cincinnati Bengals.
     
  8. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    this is actually perfect timing. we all need a laugh
     
  9. finyank13

    finyank13 Reality Check

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    they have started off, actually where they left off last year.....not inspiring, I am starting to lose confidence on everything Dolphins related....and it is WAYYYYYY too early for that...:pity:
     
  10. PhiNomina

    PhiNomina White-Collar Redneck

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    While 'The Drive' and 'The Fumble' were big, and of course 'The Decision' - I think you are really overlooking 'The Shot' that gets played at the end of every Gatorade commercial for the rest of time.
     
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  11. DePhinistr8

    DePhinistr8 Season Ticket Holder

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    Ooh I remember that mess..Didn't Sage Rosenfels start that game? I think Sam Madison had like 3 opportunities to tackle Droughns on that play, and basically played tickle with him..
     
  12. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    You're right about Madison, and Taylor had two chances too I think.

    Not sure about QB, but I was at that game, and at the time it was bad when Browns fans (including my friends) felt bad for me.

    I think Ronnie had an awesome run that game where he broke like 5 tackles, though it was only for a yd I believe.
     
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  13. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    added. done.
     
  14. Paul 13

    Paul 13 Chaotic Neutral & Unstable Genius Staff Member

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    Heh... it's Cleveland week and you had to know Sect 126 would be the one to bring up THE Lebron James and his decision. Take that Cleveland, take THAT! This is a game that transcends all of sports. Lebron should give our team a pep talk before we head onto the plane. :yes:
     
  15. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    So this OP proves Section126 is really Nick Bakay!!!
     
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  16. Stitches

    Stitches ThePhin's Biggest Killjoy Luxury Box

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    This thread needs the Cleveland "tourism" videos.
     
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  17. BlameItOnTheHenne

    BlameItOnTheHenne Taking a poop

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    Yep, 22-0 I believe. Probably the worst game I have ever saw the Dolphins play.
     
  18. maynard

    maynard Who, whom?

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    yeah droughns ran in slow motion. that play was pure comedy.
     
  19. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    last thing we need is lebron giving us a pep talk. I don't want cleveland rallying in the 4th qtr and beating us
     
  20. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    Cleveland also has Drew Carey and the Cleveland Rocks song. They also have a fine statesman in Dennis Kucinich. :up:

    [video=youtube;vU0JpyH1gC8]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vU0JpyH1gC8[/video]
     
  21. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Boston and Chicago disagree.
     
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  22. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    I just don't want henne going 2 of 12 in the 4th
     
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  23. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Actually 70 of 148 in career playoff game 4th quarters for #1 in all active players, but who cares about facts?

    You are bad at this. Make a hairline joke, you would be better off.
     
  24. gamblerx

    gamblerx New Member

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    What is it with you and Cleveland?
     
  25. PhiNomina

    PhiNomina White-Collar Redneck

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    0 rings.

    Facts.

    As for non-facts, we Clevelanders rubbed enough of our ridiculous sports curse on him that instead of working on a post-game this offseason he should be seeing a Witch Doctor.
     
  26. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    I was a big Fan of Cleveland Gary at the U, Grover Cleveland was president before any of us were born, and Cleveland Brown on Family Guy is a cartoon character.

    Which Cleveland are you talking about?
     
  27. gamblerx

    gamblerx New Member

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    Stick with the football insight and not with the 4th Quarter Houdini.
     
  28. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Your sports curse really worked wonders having him go farther here in 1 year than only one Cleveland Sports team has in the last 57 years. That Cleveland team? The 1997 Indians that lost to the.....Drumroll.....Florida Marlins. LOL.

    So by all means, send us more "curses".
     
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  29. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Stick with the obscure message board questions and leave the comedy to those more qualified.
     
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  30. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    This is the worst thread ever.......
     
  31. MrClean

    MrClean Inglourious Basterd Club Member

    I don't agree. To me the annual Dolphins Survivor thread is the worst thread ever. I won't even click on it once.
     
  32. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Then it must be the best.
     
  33. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    True...... I stay the hell away from that one too.
     
  34. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    Sorry but your attempt to produce something comical has failed.
    Sure if it makes you happy and you are entertaining yourself then rock on.

    From here it just smells like a steaming coil.
     
  35. PhiNomina

    PhiNomina White-Collar Redneck

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    Are you trying to have a factual argument with me over whether or not Cleveland, in fact, cursed LeBron? I was just kidding around, man. I know the Heat are your hot-button issue, but have some fun with it. Cleveland falls apart in big situations, LeBron fell apart in a big situation - it was funny.

    Besides, the Cavs ('07) made the Finals, the Indians made the World Series ('97, '95), so I'm not sure where you are getting those numbers.

    Either way - just saw somewhere that Chad Henne has never won in Ohio. Is this true? Didn't he beat Cincy last year?
     
  36. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    AHH, But you see, I was asked to start this thread for a reason. Obviously, my attempt at something comical did not fail, but if this thread helps drive you away, then it succeeded beyond my wildest dreams. I know there are at least a dozen posters hopping for a prolonged winning streak.:shifty:
     
  37. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    Cleveland heebie jeebies don't phase us.. We have a santeria and voodoo culture down here with our Haitian and Cuban communities.

    Farther as in 6 games. Cavs lost in 4. Indians only Cleveland team to go farther (7 games) than last year's Heat in the last 57 years (1964 Browns won the NFL Championship).

    Chad has won in Ohio. He beat Cincy.
     
  38. Section126

    Section126 We are better than you. Luxury Box

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    On a Serious note.

    NEVER FORGET, that this was the place that CHEERED WILDLY when Dan Marino tore his Achilles. I have never forgotten that, and I hold the Browns in a special place because of it. It is one of my few "To my grave" sports grudges.

    it is why I only hate ONE team besides our division rivals, and that team is the Cleveland Browns.
     
  39. PhiNomina

    PhiNomina White-Collar Redneck

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    In their defense, they cheered when their own QB (Derek Anderson) got hurt a few years ago. So at least they are consistent.
     
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  40. Killerphins

    Killerphins The Finger

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    It was Tim Couch.
     

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