****The Official 2013-14 NBA Thread****

God I hate Pitbull so much.

 

From what I've heard he's a pretty nice guy who gives back to the community.

His music is atrocious though.

 

Ugly game early on.

 

"It's going down, I'm yelling timber, you better move, you better dance."

How the **** was this chosen as the theme to the NBA playoffs? I wish they treated it more like the NFL keeping the traditional network cuts.

 

Lance Stephenson needs to grow up.

 

Stephenson is such a clown.

 

Nice flurry to end the quarter

 

No matter who the Heat bring in the post, they dominate Roy Hibbert. That guy is terrible.

 

Seriously how much should we have to take from this butt wipe. In our huddle, blowing in ears, now hands in faces? Seriously?

 

And James is taking it to the rim with maximum authority

 

Need to get Lance re-acquainted with Mr. Haslem's elbow.

 

Paul George:

12 Minutes
0/5 FG
0/2 3PT FG
1 Point

 

Bird is the word.

 

Where's Dexter Pittman for the one thing he was good for?

 

Haslem in Stephensons ear from the bench. Love that guy.

 

10-day contract.

Speak of the devil. Punches Cole in the face.

 

**** this clown. Get UD in there.

 

Why on earth is JVG giving Lance Stephenson the benefit of the doubt?

 

ESPN's clowns insist he was making a play on the ball.

 

That was so intentional its not even funny.

 

Cole had the ball down by his hip when Lance started that arm motion.

 

There you go Bosh. Face up and take these fools to the rim.

 

I'm totally on board with Greg Oden earning a two game suspension here...just saying

 

Tell that to dickmouth

 

Might as well earn that salary.

Maybe a little later when they're out of it.

 

I'd chip in on sending him a bonus if he hammered that no talent butter toothed *** clown.

 

I bet if you drained half the confidence/cockiness of Stephenson and put it into Paul George both would be much better off.

 

"dirty play by Shane Battier"... huh.

 

Not sure how that's a shooting foul on Cole. Hibbert never had possession, much less attempted the shot.

 

The smirks on the Heat's faces is delicious.

 

Thank you for pissing in our cornflakes Lance Stephenson. This *** kicking is your reward

 

Missing Dexter Pittman.

 

https://vine.co/v/Md9hHJIJAAB
You ain't got to be a lip reader to see what he said lol

Spo doesn't put UD in, he knows he will go for Lance.

 

"I'm gonna **** you up, I swear"

He will. Oh, he will.

 

Clean block. What a joke call.

 

Best Defense in the League*. #1*. Numero Uno.

* - through 82 regular season games

 

'Shards in your face! 3!


FOH

 

ESPN commentators...

 

The best part is when Lebron pushes him back like "Wooaah"

 

Lebron just said we aren't beating the **** out of them enough. R.I.P Pacers.