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The Jersey Curse

Discussion in 'Miami Dolphins Forum' started by Shamboubou, Nov 18, 2009.

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  1. Shamboubou

    Shamboubou Well-Known Member

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    Ok guys, not sure how many people believe in curses, but I believe I have a curse. I have a jersey curse I believe guys. My very first jersey when I was a younger kid was Dan Marino. I wanted a Jersey forever that was Marino, I got 2 Jersey's that year a Navy and Green Marino jersey, the very next year he retires.

    Next Jersey...Ricky Williams I believe. I'm sure we all know what happened to Ricky the very next year after I got the jersey, dont even want to go into that again.

    Next...Junior Seau...Maybe not the smartest buy because he was only hear for a year or 2 I believe, but after I got his jersey he retires.

    Next up Jason Taylor...Finally decided that Taylor would be a safe jersey to get. He was never going to not be a Dolphin...what happens...traded to Washington!!!

    Sooo....Umm.....I might get myself in a lot of trouble with this, but last week I purchased and Ronnie Brown Jersey for my girlfriend...now he's done for the season!!!

    On the bright side though...My one glimmering hope that I'm not totally cursed. I have owned a Jake Long jersey since last year and Knock on Freaking Wood he has been ok.

    I'd just like to say that I'm sorry to the entire Dolphin Nation for what I have done to us. Believe this, my next jersey is going to be Tom Brady.:devil:
     
  2. Bo In Monroe

    Bo In Monroe Friend from NC

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    That Brady jersey could also come in handy if you run out of paper. :)
     
  3. Dol-Fan Dupree

    Dol-Fan Dupree Tank? Who is Tank? I am Guy Incognito.

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    I think you should be burned at the steak
     
  4. adamprez2003

    adamprez2003 Senior Member

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    dude you suck :lol: took guts to say that but from here on out no miami jerseys for you. Jets and Patriots jerseys only
     
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  5. miamiron

    miamiron There's always next year

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    THIS IS THE JERSEY CURSE

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  6. 54Fins

    54Fins "In Gase we trust"

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    over there
    I like mine medium rare.....:yes:



    :hi5:
     
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  7. steveincolorado

    steveincolorado Spook, Storme & Pebbles

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    If your going to burn him, can I atleast have his girlfriend.:tongue2:

    I only need her for about 5-6 minutes:shifty:
     
  8. MonstBlitz

    MonstBlitz Nobody's Fart Catcher

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    If you ever buy a Chad Henne jersey I'm mailing you anthrax.

    Kidding of course, but seriously, don't do it...
     
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  9. Delfin Alejandro

    Delfin Alejandro Premier League Champs

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    Watch Long leave us now...:up: and all along I thought it was something else.

    "NO DOLPHINS JERSEY FOR YOU 5 YEARS" (Soup Nazi) :tongue2:
     
  10. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    sooooooooo you knew about the curse and bought the ronnie jersey anyways........



    wtf.
     
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  11. dolfan94

    dolfan94 New Member

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    I had a similar thread at the beginning of the season. Also bought a Ronnie jersey at the beginning of the year
     
  12. NickyNapoleon

    NickyNapoleon Active Member

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    We have a guy that bought a Culpepper Jersey, then a Taylor jersey(he got traded) and just bought a Porter jersey.... Same thing....
     
  13. Conuficus

    Conuficus Premium Member Luxury Box

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    Well away from here
    Are you seriously advertising that?
     
  14. NickyNapoleon

    NickyNapoleon Active Member

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    Apparently..... :pity:
     
  15. NickyNapoleon

    NickyNapoleon Active Member

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    Im sure you are posting but all I see is the avatar....
     
  16. PhiNomina

    PhiNomina White-Collar Redneck

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    Wow - you want to cuddle for 4 minutes afterwards? :knucks:
     
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  17. Dolphins1Beatles

    Dolphins1Beatles Ziggy Stardust

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    Don't buy a Ricky or Henne jersey at all the remainder of the season.
     

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