The Jake Long Thread. [Update] Signing w/ Rams

Your wife watches the draft too? Thats pretty awesome. My wife would likely take that time to watch an entire season of The Incredible Dr. Pol

 

ha-ha.

 

oh, sh**.... I didn't realize she responded back. Gotta get my thinkin' cap on.

Should I ask her out or what?

 

To be fair, my wife like Dr. Pol too.

 

Not sure we can read anything into this but...

Jackie Long ‏@jackielong_17
Got the tour of STL today and was pleasantly surprised. Not selling our house in MIA though!

 

Yes. Always go creepy. Chicks dig creepy.

 

Evidently the physical is STILL going on. They're actually taking a break.

Yikes. Maybe he does have a ton of medical issues, lol.

 

Why do I get the feeling these creepy tweets from Todd's fake accounts might ACTUALLY help the cause a little.

I mean, that picture of the table and chairs in paradise was actually pretty awesome.

 

Im kinda hopin he comes back....and I get the feeling Mrs Long wants to spend some more time shopping at Publix with Mrs Tannehill...

 

yea, dont know what to make of that.
either he is coming back
or he is signing there but keeping a house here to apease his wife

 

If you mean Long pleading with his wife is a physical sure i buy it....

 

Wow those twitter accounts are... pretty creepy.

 

Just tell her you live in St Louis. That should send her running to Jake telling him to take half the money he was originally seeking (half of 11M = 5.5M) and stay in Miami.

 

thank you, I think? lol

Hey, wait till I start sexting her. = deal closed.

 

It's just hilarious to me how obvious Jackie Long is making it that she has this "Let's make the best of a bad situation! A bad, awful, terrible, soul sucking, ridiculous, boring, cold situation! But St. Louis is nice..." attitude.

 

lol, dick.

 

No beach like this in Missouri, Jake.

 

How does anyone know Jackie Long is Cuban? Her blog says she was born and raised in Lake Tahoe and met Jake at Michigan.

 

Seriously, how often do you see a 320 lbs guy that looks like that. Ridiculous. I'm not turning into DJ or anything (no offense) but still. Jebus.

 

Agreed. He should be on an episode of Sparticus.

 

If they ever make a David and Goliath movie, about that fable from that religious book, then Jake would make a great Goliath.

 

I thought it was funny.

 

I'm bettin' one can't get a good medianoche in St. Louis...

 

NFL Network's Jeff Darlington reported on Total Access Wednesday that the Dolphins still haven't ruled out re-signing free agent Jake Long.

Tweeted Long less than an hour ago, "Got the tour of STL today and was pleasantly surprised. Not selling our house in MIA though!" Reported Darlington, "I'm told that the Dolphins still do really like Long. They do still want him back." If the Rams were going to bowl Long over with a contract, we suspect it would have happened by now. Long's decision is clearly down to St. Louis and Miami

Rotoworld

 

Unbelievable..just imagine seeing that walk down the beach and you know it's jake, I would be like a little girl staring at his body..in a strait way of course..alrighty then bye.

I like beer..and football.

 

Come home, Big Dog.

 

times 2...

Jake you know you want to retire a Dolphin right???

 

Florio has always been horrible. All he does is parrot what others are saying. When he tries to "scoop" anything he usually falls flat on his troll face.

 

You would rather pay 11mil per year for an injury prone left tackle and start bess and hartline again really?Jake long is not the jake long from 2008 he breaking down.If he was worth 11 mil per year teams would have been lining up to sign him yesterday.This team is much improved as of yesterday without jake long.If we can sign him for alot less than I am all for it.11mil is to big a gamble for him.

 

She looks hotter than Tannehill's wife. Damn.

 

Because she is hotter.

 

NFL.com reports a resolution to free agent LT Jake Long's Rams visit isn't expected until Thursday.

Both sides must be worn out from Long's marathon physical. With every hour that passes that Long isn't a Ram, the chances increase he returns to Miami. We should have an answer by this time tomorrow.

Thats the Long and the short of it.It wont be Long before we know.

 

I see what you did there.....

 

Boooo

 

Man, if we resign Big Jake, and he plays like '08-'10, I'll be as giddy as a school girl on prom night.

 

Heck, I'll even be your date, G.






















.....and the one wearin' the tux of course.

 

Ben Volin ‏@BenVolinPBP RT @jthom1: Jake Long dining with Rams offiicials tonight. (Yes, the physical is over.)

 

The Physical is over. Rams trying to woo big dog with St. louis BBQ

 

hope they make the mistake of taking him to a seafood restaurant. lol






EDIT: nevermind, I see it's barbecue. I hope Jake hates BBQ.