Peter Kiper @kingkiper @glazedonut I've never seen a two quarterback set with both being pocket passers #badidea
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut The Saints are up here... at 15....I'm hearing the Rams actually had three guys on their board for 16, two of the three were taken the last two picks. Lets make it a trifecta.
MelMcShay @Kingkiper Can never have too many DEs especially with 2 RAW athletes that can become elite tier.
Peter Kiper @TheRealRandyKiper @TheRealRandyKiper An easy one to call, whoever is coaching defense just Ziggygasm'd!
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut Xavier Rhodes is a Ram. I'm told Jeff Fisher is dry humping Dick Jauron.
Peter Kiper @kingkiper @glazedonut makes sense since you can't do any kind of humping without a Dick Jauron. I know this pick tinyurl://kipermock2 #genius
sidenote... I can see our Dolphins... well... some of our Dolphins... taking Rhodes at 12. He is everything Sean Smith wasn't.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut MelMcShay nice crown princess... in other news I'm coming down from my glazed donut sugar high.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut @MelMcShay I wish I could be you. You're so awesome look at that beautiful hair.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut all this fun and I've forgotten a draft is still ongoing... the BUNGLES are back on the clock here at 17... will they try to trade down again.. .Recall this was the Chiefs pick in their trade up to get... wait who did they get again? That's right Eric Fisher. So who did the Bungholes have on their board? I know they don't need a DE. Might be seeing another corner going here.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut welp... thats all for me tonight honey. It's been a long day at the draft. I must rest up for tomorrow is another busy one. The Bengals GM won't be back till tomorrow or so my sources tell me. Bengals, Cowboys, Giants, Bears (Eifert), Broncos... and then the Rams again. #goodtobearamfan.
Peter Kiper: I heard we finally get a commercial break if I finish off covering the next two draft picks. Looks like one of the teams has finally decided to pick the player I said they would take, well them and the Rams but that was from an earlier Mock Up. I'll tell you I like both picks and both teams will prosper from making the right choice. New Orleans Saints select DE Ezekial Ansah, Brigham Young 15th Overall No real surprise here, the Saints need players that can fit their 3-4. Ansah is so raw he doesn't know the proper terms for any technique, instead the coaches for the Saints defense will just end up telling him to get the guy with the ball. Remember Jon Favreau's character in the Replacements, that is Ansah in a nutshell. Tell him to get you the ball and he very well might, just there won't be any insane tremors just a puzzled look if they get too technical with the jargon...I mean what is a tackle anyways? This is a win for the Saints. Peter Kiper Grade: A St Louis Rams select CB Xavier Rhodes, Florida State 16th Overall The Rams GM has been known to get into long, time intensive trade negotiations that go nowhere. So color me surprise, grateful and ecstatic when they got their card in quickly. I had Xavier Rhodes connected to the Rams back in February until they spent all that money on DeAngelo Hall. We've come full circle and the Rams take one of the bigger and physical corners in the draft which fits right into what Jeff Fisher wants opposite Jenkins. I never wavered from their needs in the defensive backfield and once again this Kiper gets it right...for real. Peter Kiper Grade: A Finally I get a deserved break. Now a message from our sponsor.
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Randy Kiper @TheRealRandyKiper @kingkiper Please... that fight would be reminiscent of when you tried to fight that goat at the zoo when we were kids. One swift kick and @MelMcShay is LIGHTS OUT! #nocontest
GMVanDolPhan @GMVanDolPhan Can't have an OL who hates Toronto. Could be willing to move Eric Wood for late 2nd/early 3rd. #GIKformatapproved #Can'tStopOLTinkering
Mel McShay @MelMcShay @kingkiper who is @McShay? Mel McShay @MelMcShay @TheRealRandyKiper I was actually ran over by a goat in my youth. It was quite traumatic.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut I couldn't find the larger picture of the second mouthwatering delight, so I had to settle for the small one.
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut Bjoern Werner is a Bengal. Now we know why the Bengals wanted to trade down again. Not a big fan of Werner's. Grades are all over the place on him. It will be interesting to see where he goes in the real draft. #realitybites
GMVanDolPhan @GMVanDolPhan After a sudden case of hunger.....Buffalo thinks Bengals actually made a good pick. Very good pair of DE's with Osi coming in as a nickel/dime rusher. GMVanDolPhan @GMVanDolPhan Odds on hungover Dallas GM arriving in time to make pick?
Jason La Canglazer @glazedonut The Cowboys are on the clock and I have no idea what they need as their team page isn't up to date. Jerruh is obviously still running the show. Do they take Witten's replacement here? I wonder. Is this a spot for our first running back? I wonder. Maybe a linebacker. Maybe a corner. Maybe that last glazed donut should not have been eaten. BLECH!