**** you, Joe Philbin. Your slack jaw. Stripper eyes. Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. You stole our youth. Players, Fans -- All. Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. You didn't see How players felt Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. You focused on details But missed the big picture Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. For Marshall, Bush, Dansby For Matthews and Vontae Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. For your teachers pets Thomas, Daniel and Dallas Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. Hire dumb friends and Cue cards are clueless Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. Your stomach was queasy At the prospect of victory Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. That dumb shrug That you picked up from Seinfeld Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. You tucked us in As you held us back Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. For wanting Sherm and Zac. Nut up and grow a sack. Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. Kevin Coyle... really? ..............Really??? Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. You emotionless ****. Flesh golem from hell. Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. For Ross loving you Because you didn't scare him. Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. It's Pass-Pass-Pass-Pass Run-Pass-Pass-Punt Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. I am not sad you're gone You stubborn old mule Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. Make powerpoint bullets On why you got fired Joe Philbin, **** You. **** you, Joe Philbin. You're a good man, yes But as a coach.... Joe Philbin, **** You. Joe Philbin, **** You.
I didn't want it to end. Keep going. Add the golf clap. The gum wrappers. The time outs. The bullygate cluelessness. The stupid slogans. The stance. You should have enough for another poem.
