The F*** You, Joe Philbin Thread

**** you, Joe Philbin.
Your slack jaw.
Stripper eyes.
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
You stole our youth.
Players, Fans -- All.
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
You didn't see
How players felt
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
You focused on details
But missed the big picture
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
For Marshall, Bush, Dansby
For Matthews and Vontae
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
For your teachers pets
Thomas, Daniel and Dallas
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
Hire dumb friends and
Cue cards are clueless
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
Your stomach was queasy
At the prospect of victory
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
That dumb shrug
That you picked up from Seinfeld
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
You tucked us in
As you held us back
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
For wanting Sherm and Zac.
Nut up and grow a sack.
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
Kevin Coyle... really?
..............Really???
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
You emotionless ****.
Flesh golem from hell.
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
For Ross loving you
Because you didn't scare him.
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
It's Pass-Pass-Pass-Pass
Run-Pass-Pass-Punt
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
I am not sad you're gone
You stubborn old mule
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
Make powerpoint bullets
On why you got fired
Joe Philbin, **** You.

**** you, Joe Philbin.
You're a good man, yes
But as a coach....
Joe Philbin, **** You.
Joe Philbin, **** You.