The difference between Guts and Balls

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  1. oakelmpine

    oakelmpine New Member

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    [FONT=comic sans ms,sans-serif]To those of you who are nit-pickers about the meaning of words,
    there is a medical distinction between Guts and Balls. We've all
    heard about people having Guts or Balls, but do you really know
    the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed,
    here are the definitions:

    GUTS - is arriving home late after a night out with the guys, being
    met by your wife with a broom, and having the Guts to ask,
    "Are you still cleaning, or are you flying somewhere?"

    BALLS - is coming home late after a night out with the guys,
    smelling of perfume and beer, with lipstick on your collar, and
    slapping your wife on the butt and having the Balls to say,
    "You're next, Chubby."

    I hope this clears up any confusion on the definitions.

    Medically speaking, there is no difference in the outcome.

    Both result in death.
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  2. McLovin

    McLovin Resident Pats fan.

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    Thanks chubby.

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