The 9 Most Terrifying Attempts to Improve Popular Foods

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SilverphinSilverphinForum VeteranOP
Jan 24, 2010, 06:01 PM

Remember the days when cheeseburgers didn't come in cans and hardboiled eggs weren't available in a handy, easy-to-slice log?

You probably do, and in fact probably thought you were still living in those days right now. But don't worry! The future of food is here. The horrible, horrible future.

So now you can enjoy foods like...

http://www.cracked.com/article/18372_the-9-most-terrifying-attempts-to-improve-popular-foods/

NaboCaneNaboCaneNew Member
Jan 24, 2010, 06:13 PM

:lol: That has Sam's voice all over it.

2k52k5Forum Veteran
Jan 24, 2010, 06:52 PM

The pancakes one seems like a pretty good idea actually. Egg loaf looks awesome too :lol: Canned cheeseburger and chicken look absolutely awful.

Funky Fries are french fries that come in a variety of flavors like chocolate, cinnamon, sour cream and blue. Yes, blue.

LMFAO!

Jan 24, 2010, 08:46 PM

I bet the egg loaf looks the same coming out, as it does going in.

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sking29sking29Forum Veteran
Jan 24, 2010, 10:58 PM

I thought the colored Ketchup and the edible plate was pretty cool too. :lol:

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TJamesW_PhinfanTJamesW_PhinfanNew Member
Jan 24, 2010, 11:17 PM

I have a can of batter blaster in the fridge. It isn't my first...

:escape2:

2k52k5Forum Veteran
Jan 24, 2010, 11:45 PM

"TJamesW_Phinfan wrote:

I have a can of batter blaster in the fridge. It isn't my first...

:escape2:

Is it delicious?