The 2013 ThePhins.com Combine Results (Poster Measurments, 40 time etc)

OK, measurements done.

Name: Boomer
College: University of Awesome
Position: Weapon
Height: 6000
Weight: 207
Hands: 9 and 1/8th
Wingspan: 70 inches
Body Fat Percentage: Genuinely don't have the tool to measure that, but for those of a certain vintage, I'm in the Carlton Gray category. Probably.
Medical: One ACL, PCL tear 2004. Checked out Adrian Peterson style.
Character: Flawless. 'Id let him marry my wife let alone my daughter' one GM was heard to announce.

After blowing open the Combine with these stats, GM's around the league will be sleeping nervously tonight to see if I can continue the fast rise up the board.

 

Are you legally an adult, Todd?

 

You have to play with the hands you're delt with.

[video=youtube;yEyOOfdozsM]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEyOOfdozsM[/video]

 

Ratting out your mates is a red flag.

 

Height: 4' 2"
Weight: 350
Arm Length: 24' 1/2"
Hand Size: 5 3/8"
40 Yard Dash: 30 min.
Bench Press (225lbs): 0...but made the bench really sweaty
Broad Jump: 10" Personal Best!!
Vertical: 3 apples high
Cone: Vanilla double scoop
20 Yard Shuttle: 18 mins (to be fair, I was a full 20 seconds late at the starting cone, otherwise I would have broke my own record)
60 Yard Shuttle: LOL, nice try. There's no such thing.
BodyFat %: Mostly

 

A very understanding wife, better check the Bombay bottle it's probably running low.

 

If you started at the 20

 

I need to work on my broad jump, lol.

 

I don't think any amount of training is going to give me a respectable vertical or broad jump.

But I can run 40's faster than you'd expect. A little training there and I could get a respectable one. Definitely faster than Rich Eisen.

 

hahaaha. Hey, I'm thinking about stretching for 10 minutes first so I can attempt a vertical w/o pulling something or f***in up a knee.

 

did you hit the mode where the level of laughter exceeds how funny it originally sounded? lol

 

stfu

 

so what are you guys doing to measure out the 40 and clock it? My measuring tape is broken and all I have functionable is one of those foldable wooden rulers.

 

Back when I did it in college I did it on a sidewalk. I could measure each panel of the sidewalk and roughly estimate how many panels covered 40 yards of distance. I had a friend stopwatch me.

 

if I have to measure it out with a yardstick first I'll probably be too tired to actually run it. lol

 

I just saw Ace Sanders take one off the kisser in the gauntlet. ouch. Was gonna say that'll leave a bruise but......

 

fullback might be too... taxing for him.

 

I'd like to see what my forty would be at this age.

I wonder what it would be if I trained for it. I wonder if I could get under 4.7.........without needing a wheelchair afterwards.

 

hey brother, it's nice to put a face to a friend, your a handsome dude there buddy...respect on the body fat %, let me see your glutes..

P.s....nice short shorts buddy.

 

I could give what my measurements roughly were up until I hit 30, and then give them now to show how badly they've fallen off.
I need a few days to run though b/c after giving my "I think I'm feeling a cold coming on" excuse, I ended up having a cold hit me last night that's turned to total sh** mode today. How apropos. Whoever's in charge out there has a sick sense of humor.

 

Here's some advice, stop sitting around posting on this site 75 times a day and get your lard *** active.

 

Can I just clock how long it takes me to measure out the distance and use that as my time?

 

do you know the cardio involved with 3 straight hours of posting, stoopid?

A little hypocritical from the guy who sits around on bar stools every day tossing back Paps Blue Ribbons while asking every fat chick around if she feels like slummin' it for a night.

 

I've never gone for max reps at 225lbs. The last time I did a bench set I did 8, 6, 4, 2, 1 (reps) I did 225, 235, 250, 265, 285. Doubt I could go much higher than that; didn't want to try as I didn't have a spotter. I wouldn't be very good at much else. And wasn't there a kicker at the Combine (maybe the kid for the Cowboys) who did like 25 reps a few years back?

 

Don't think I'd be a DE...too short. I'm 5'11" 225lbs.

 

I stretched, Drank plenty of water, shaved my body, bought the highest line of under armour clothing and shoes, and prepared for all of these measurements and events........then I fell asleep, I woke up, drank beer, and masturbated......


So I don't have any of these measurements.....at all....