Synthol. You ain't gonna believe this.

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Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum VeteranOP
Jan 12, 2009, 11:50 PM

I've been into lifting for years, granted im VERY inconsistent. And to be frank, I never cared enough about it to do something stupid like steroids or diuretics. But I do get a kick out of watching the freaks. And so I was surprised I never heard of this until tonight.

Synthol is composed of 85% medium-chain triglyceride oils (a fatty acid), 7.5% lidocaine (painkiller), and 7.5 5 benzyl alcohol. The preparation is injected deep into the muscle where it is encapsulated between the fascicles (bundles of muscle fibers) . With repeated injections, a larger volume of oil builds up inside the muscle, expanding its size like a balloon filling up with air. About 30% of what is injected is metabolized by the body. The other 70% remains lodged in the muscle where it breaks down very slowly over three to five years. There seems to be some issue of debate among bodybuilders as to whether or not Synthol actually lasts this long, and some believe it is even longer. Chris Clark, its inventor, is convinced that it somehow leads to permanent muscle growth in the effected areas, though even he is unsure of the mechanisms that would make this possible. Synthol users report amazing pumps while training, though this could be a result of the extra pressure of the accumulated oil.

http://www.bodybuilding.com/fun/ronharris8.htm

and it gives you:

yeah you know, this is the guy with the worlds largest arms...complete with 14' forearms.

here are some more doozies:


someones gotta make a fail poster outta this idiot


of course i have to include one of lucky.


sexay!


et tu carrot top?


Seriously...how is this a thing?

anlgpanlgpNew Member
Jan 12, 2009, 11:51 PM

I don't know it doesn't look healthy or even fit to me it looks like someone stuck a few softballs in their arms.

"A man's suffering is similar to the behavior of gas. If a certain quantity of gas is pumped into an empty chamber, it will fill the chamber completely and evenly, no matter how big the chamber. Thus, suffering completely fills the human soul and conscious mind, no matter whether the suffering great or little. Therefore, the "size" of human suffering is absolutely relative." - Viktor Frankl

slickj101slickj101Forum Veteran
Jan 13, 2009, 02:11 AM

lol Get the **** outta here! Sad to say, but I do believe that in a second because people are that stupid. Who the hell would even think that looks good?

All I could think of when I saw this was the Family Guy episode with Popeye.

"You never realized this wasn't how a human being was supposed to look?"

"Those are tumors in your forearms."

This is worse than steroids IMO. God people are lazy idiots.

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Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jan 13, 2009, 07:18 AM

imagine having like 23" arms, but still being weak as ****...curling 15 lb dumbells!

and that greg valentino idiot, claiming to have the worlds largest arms. there's cheating, and then theres CHEATING. those retarded record breaking arms are basically breast implants. this is the worst thing that could happen to dopey wanna be bodybuilders.

azfinfanmangazfinfanmangLuxury Box
Jan 13, 2009, 07:50 AM

Wow.

Looks like mis-guided Botox injections. Very very very sad indeed.

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jan 13, 2009, 08:22 AM

http://abcnews.go.com/Health/Fitness/story?id=3179969&page=1

good article that puts things in laymans terms. im still shocked by this. i wonder if these people feel horrible and regret it?

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jan 13, 2009, 08:35 AM

YouTube - Klaus Doring

wtf

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jan 16, 2009, 10:54 PM

i still cant get over this...

FinSaneFinSaneForum Veteran
Jan 16, 2009, 11:00 PM

why in the world would you want to look like you have giant tumors in your arms?

:pity:

JCowScotJCowScotForum Veteran
Jan 17, 2009, 12:45 PM

I think this is just like any other body image disease. Bulimia, anorexia, O-C plastic surgery- it all stems from body dysmorphia. Instead of looking 'thin' or 'beautiful', guys want to looked 'pumped' or 'ripped'. It can become an addiction and have just as horrible consequences as any other illicit drug. I really feel for these guys. It's very sad, and very stupid.

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FinSaneFinSaneForum Veteran
Jan 17, 2009, 12:50 PM

"JCowScot wrote:

I think this is just like any other body image disease. Bulimia, anorexia, O-C plastic surgery- it all stems from body dysmorphia. Instead of looking 'thin' or 'beautiful', guys want to looked 'pumped' or 'ripped'. It can become an addiction and have just as horrible consequences as any other illicit drug. I really feel for these guys. It's very sad, and very stupid.

that dog in your sig mustve experimented with this

JCowScotJCowScotForum Veteran
Jan 17, 2009, 01:10 PM

"FinSane wrote:

that dog in your sig mustve experimented with this

:lol: No experiment- he wanted it. Direct injection, just like it says. He was tired of being the '98lb. weakling' of the dog park. Now, even the pits are scared of him.:up: He still asks for the juice every now and then, but thankfully I have control over that. Just regular alpo, with a little wild venison thrown in for good measure. It's hard living w/ an addict.:pity:

Honor in Virtue. Truth in Sacrifice. Strength in All.

Sethdaddy8Sethdaddy8Forum Veteran
Jan 18, 2009, 12:03 AM

"JCowScot wrote:

I think this is just like any other body image disease. Bulimia, anorexia, O-C plastic surgery- it all stems from body dysmorphia. Instead of looking 'thin' or 'beautiful', guys want to looked 'pumped' or 'ripped'. It can become an addiction and have just as horrible consequences as any other illicit drug. I really feel for these guys. It's very sad, and very stupid.

at first i was annoyed at that valentino idiot for trying to stake a claim at something people work really hard at. say what you will about steroid guzzling bodybuilders...those dudes work hard and dedicate their entire existence to that craft. and this guy sits back and injects himself with goop, and so yeah. that pisses me off. especially like that dope in the youtube video who did it to his whole body and looks like Mr.Staypuft. folks trying to cheat their way, its ridiculous.

but then i look at the kids who did it, dude with the beard. id wake up crying every morning if i had that grotesque abomination for an arm. i wonder if they accidentally did too much? or if they did as you suggest, and just kept going and going and going... and i feel bad for them. it seems to last for YEARS.

the only harm though, seems to come from the point of injection, where it could cause nerve damage or kill you if pumped into an artery. i havent heard much regarding long term damage like liver failure or cancer, heart failure etc...i dont know, this is new to me, i have never personally seen someone who uses this crazy crap.

Boik14Boik14Supporter
Jan 18, 2009, 01:59 AM

Those pictures are hilariously awful. I mean some of those dude have absolutely ZERO definition anywhere else and yet they have arms like theres a softball stuck there. It looks entirely unbalanced and idiotic.

unluckylucianounluckylucianoNew Member
Jan 18, 2009, 02:47 AM

"Boik14 wrote:

Those pictures are hilariously awful. I mean some of those dude have absolutely ZERO definition anywhere else and yet they have arms like theres a softball stuck there. It looks entirely unbalanced and idiotic.

well then stop putting them on your myspace then......

thanks to VO for the sick ass sigs.


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