Former NBA player So funny story about this guy. Apparently he has some family in my town and lives not to far from here. So one night a few nights ago, i was extremely bored and me and a couple buddies go to this random strip club. So i go to the bathroom, and its like a 10x5 box. i get done draining the main vain and these 2 dudes are standin by the sink, one sitting on it, and their rolling. So jokingly i said, you guys shouldnt do that here, im a cop. i started laughing and said i was joking. one of the dudes stands up and says well you shouldnt be jokin like that, or bad things could happen. Being the man i am, to me it sounded like they were gonna do somethin to me, and im not no wuss im the type of person i dont care if you have multiple people and im by myself, i speak whats on my mind. so i said "what you tryin to say, what do you wanna do" and the other dude jumped up and said "what?!" and got all loud like he was about to get hyped. so i said, Ok yall wanna jump me, i opened the bathroom door, walked a couple feet to my homeboys and said, hey these 2 guys are trying to jump me in the bathroom. so i didnt get a very good look at them when i was in there, but sure enough as they walk up, im thinking in my head, damn this dude looks IDENTICAL to Steve Francis. IDENTICAL! so i size him up, and hes a couple inches taller then me, and im 6'1. I remembered Francis was listed at 6'3. once i was with my 2 boys, the 2 dudes got this short dude who ran his mouth, so basically it was 3 on 3, then didnt wanna do anything then. Then their short friend who thought he was tough put his hand on side and tried to like push me, so i gave him a smack across the face for that one. the bouncers were in between us the entire time, so as soon as i smacked him the bouncers were breaking it up. once we were outside they got into a Maserati i think. so in my head i thought it looked like him but didnt put all the peices together until one of my boys asked "you know who that was, steve francis". no ****, it was. long story short though, i wished i would of punched him now to say i punched steve francis. that would of made the story even cooler
lol @ steve francis rolling up in the bathroom of a strip club....they couldnt do it in their car? smhh
Pssh you think you're so tough, try back talking to Pacman Jones and his entourage or Brock Lesnar and then tell us how the story went.
You mean Stevie Turnover. Guy was a threat for a quadruple double every night if you counted TO's as a stat.
i pulled out my AK but it jammed. so i pulled out my secondary weapon, the p90 ruger, and by time i pulled the 2nd one out, it was smacked out of my hand and slid across the stage, leaving me and the guy diving and fighting to the gun. and well i dont want to incriminate myself buuuuuut...being as im telling you this story
