Stadium Upgrades

26 replies

JDelenneJDelennesubscriberOP
Jun 23, 2010, 11:45 PM

So folks, you say that our stadium isn't loud enough?? Not enough noise to distract our opponents and cheer on our home team?

Well I have found the perfect upgrade for our stadium and it'll only cost roughly $11 per fan!

AND IT COMES IN OUR TEAM COLOR! Even better!

I already have mine and so can you! Be a fan, buy a Vuvuzela and share the football love.

(or it might just be the alcohol influencing my thoughts :ffic: )

LandShark13LandShark13New Member
Jun 23, 2010, 11:53 PM

Oh god no.

Frumundah FinnaticFrumundah FinnaticNew Member
Jun 24, 2010, 01:31 AM

God no.

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FIFinsAreLifeNew Member
Jun 24, 2010, 01:34 AM

"Medieval954 wrote:

Forum Upgrade

:pity:

:lol::lol::lol:

Roman529Roman529New Member
Jun 24, 2010, 02:08 AM

YESSSSSSSSSS but only play them when Henne is not in the huddle or at the line of scrimmage.

baboo72baboo72New Member
Jun 24, 2010, 03:56 AM

I f*****g hate those things!


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Tin IndianTin Indianforum_veteran
Jun 24, 2010, 06:21 AM

Not just no, H*#L NO!

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Jun 24, 2010, 06:23 AM


JDelenneJDelennesubscriber
Jun 24, 2010, 08:26 AM

hahahhaha that picture is pure gold.

yall just haters i'll have my vuvuzela blowing as hard as I can when opposing kickers are attempting a kick. Forget icing, the ultimate distraction. What sections do you guys sit in so I make sure to pick tickets from that section :P I usually sit in 129-139 area

PhinsRockPhinsRockluxury_box
Jun 24, 2010, 08:37 AM

Absolutely not, can't stand them. Although a special allowance for 1 game per year would be fine, whenever the Jets offense is on the field. ONLY then.

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SICKSICKforum_veteran
Jun 24, 2010, 09:56 AM

id rather eat **** and die

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MikeHonchoMikeHonchosubscriber
Jun 24, 2010, 10:01 AM

"SICK wrote:

id rather eat **** and die

Got enough **** for the two of us? I second this motion.

Headcoach material wouldn’t want to work somewhere they’re not trusted with actual football decisions.

AbideN703AbideN703New Member
Jun 24, 2010, 10:20 AM

"SICK wrote:

id rather eat **** and die

Eew

JDelenneJDelennesubscriber
Jun 24, 2010, 04:33 PM

"SICK wrote:

id rather eat **** and die

I'll miss having you guys around then :(

Big EBig ENew Member
Jun 24, 2010, 04:55 PM

"JDelenne wrote:

I'll miss having you guys around then :(

I would literlly beat the hell out of someone blowing one of those at a football game.

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Jun 24, 2010, 05:13 PM

VAVA_DolfanNew Member
Jun 26, 2010, 03:22 AM

yo i would sooooo sign off on this. even it its just for jet and pats games(no one cares about the bills)

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StrikingStrikingforum_veteran
Jun 26, 2010, 03:43 AM

Your lips on one end, my pump action shotgun on the other, lets see who is louder. :tongue2:

j/k of course but gosh I hate those things

LandShark13LandShark13New Member
Jun 26, 2010, 02:18 PM

"va_dolfan wrote:

no one cares about the bills

qft

JDelenneJDelennesubscriber
Jun 26, 2010, 03:13 PM

Of course I would only use them while their kickers are trying to get a FG or after we score in celebration or something. Not non-stop ofcourse.

Dolphins1BeatlesDolphins1Beatlesforum_veteran
Jun 26, 2010, 08:42 PM

I say YES. If the crowd could understand to only make the noise when the Jets/Patriots are on offense.

Knowing people though, most would just do it the whole game even when the Dolphins are attempting a Field Goal, because people are stupid. ....So maybe not then.

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Big EBig ENew Member
Jun 27, 2010, 12:05 AM

"Dolphins1Beatles wrote:

I say YES. If the crowd could understand to only make the noise when the Jets/Patriots are on offense.

Knowing people though, most would just do it the whole game even when the Dolphins are attempting a Field Goal, because people are stupid. ....So maybe not then.

The problem is they are too loud in general. I fully support home field advantage but thats taking it way too far. Soccer you dont have to worry about audibles or cadence on and on....

RevRickRevRicksubscriber
Jun 27, 2010, 06:47 AM

One of the reasons I DON'T watch soccer...

Personally, I think that the first person to use one ought to be used as a demonstration person for the way to transform that device into a suppository, and then have to leave the stadium that way - forever!


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FEfelly smartsNew Member
Jun 27, 2010, 09:56 AM

I swear to God if I hear just 1 of those things at a Dolphins game I'll never watch another dolphins game. I'll go find another team that doesn't have a moronic fan base. Who ever thought this up should be banned from football.

You do realize that those things sound like a swarm of flies fighting over a steamy pile of **** right.

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dolfan94dolfan94New Member
Jun 27, 2010, 04:25 PM

"RevRick wrote:

One of the reasons I DON'T watch soccer...

Personally, I think that the first person to use one ought to be used as a demonstration person for the way to transform that device into a suppository, and then have to leave the stadium that way - forever!

You realize that these Vuvuzelas have only been used in this world cup?
What stopped you from watching the rest of the year?