Some FSU athletes on 2nd Grade reading level?

Motion · Oct 16, 2009

Unreal.

After months of appeals, wrangling over public records laws and the usual backbiting between the university and the NCAA, an appellate court finally gave Florida State the go-ahead Wednesday to release a 695-page transcript of its Oct. 18, 2008 hearing before the NCAA's Committee on Infractions, testimony from which was used to smack multiple sports at FSU in March with probation, minor scholarship restrictions and -- most notably in light of Bobby Bowden's quixotic pursuit of the career wins record -- vacated wins for playing ineligible players later accused of cheating in an online course ("Musical Cultures of the World") in 2006 and 2007. The transcript didn't tell us a whole lot we didn't already know. (Although it is, like, 700 pages long, so a few people are still reading.)
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In their defense, second-graders are very advanced these days, what with the Baby Einstein and secret genetic engineering programs Congress slipped into an appropriations bill; some of the contemporary seven-year-old's favorite television shows also captivate the Miami Hurricanes. (And vicious, highly educated commenters, please, consider how the unusually high clusters of "criminal justice" and "recreational administration" majors on your own squad might fare by the same standard before you hit that spittle-flecked 'return' key.)
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http://rivals.yahoo.com/ncaa/footba...transcripts-Some-Noles-readi?urn=ncaaf,196189

Comments on this article are pretty funny though....

the great thing is that we can say anything we want about them... they can't read it anyway.
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Didn't you mean to say the team's playing at a second grade level?
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Frumundah Finnatic · Oct 16, 2009

Deion Sanders had a 0.0 GPA at one point so it shouldnt be a suprise.

That and all the inbreeding that goes on in Tallahasse.

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