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Small Accomplishents - They Make Life Worth it

Discussion in 'Lounge' started by mor911, Mar 11, 2009.

  1. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    So... I walked into the men's room 20 mins ago. I knew this was gonna be a #2 experience from deep within... So I do my customary room sweep. For those with no man-rule awareness, it includes taking a quick glance under the stalls to see if I was alone before releasing the plague. I was happy to know that I was totally alone in the restroom.

    Just choosing the correct time to take a crap made me feel wonderful inside... I could help but think to myself, "One small step for mankind, but one giant leap for The Mor".

    This is an example of a small accomplishment that made my day rule just a little more than it did 20 minutes before.

    On to the purpose of this thread:

    Post your small accomplishments that you did today. No matter how small. I don't wanna hear about huge deals you closed, or how you saved 20 babies from death. Those are huge accomplishments. Those things aren't welcome here....

    Talk.
     
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  2. anlgp

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    Gonna go for a walk to the liquor store today. Small step for mankind, one large step towards a post birthday bash for myself.
     
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  3. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    You sir are god amongst mere mortals. You enjoy that walk... and savor that drink.
     
  4. femalefinfan

    femalefinfan Phillies fan Luxury Box

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    I haven't been subpeoned. Yet...

    Edit: My real accomplishment is that I actually did some, not a lot, but some work while at work today!
     
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  5. Sethdaddy8

    Sethdaddy8 Well-Known Member

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    i need a hair cut, my hairs gettin "awkward"...dialed my barber, he's got an opening at 5:15.

    guess who's not gonna have awkward hair at 5:20 ?
     
  6. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    I got up early and went to the gym before work.
     
  7. anlgp

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    :theman:

    I will
     
  8. NaboCane

    NaboCane Banned

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    I managed to get out of bed for more than just to pee for the first time in 4 days.
     
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  9. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    I plan on eating leftovers from last night, I figure those kids in India won't starve if i don't throw food away.
     
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  10. HardKoreXXX

    HardKoreXXX Insensitive to the Touch

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    I was gonna post about about the 14" deuce I took today, but I noticed you said no major accomplishments...
     
  11. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    post.of.the.year.
     
  12. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Pic?
     
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  13. m ino

    m ino New Member

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    i singlehandedly got my work crew a 30 minute break 30 minutes before quiting time!! also landed us opportunity to check out hotties during the break:)
     
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  14. SICK

    SICK Lounge Moderator

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    i didnt wank it at work........
     
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  15. King Felix

    King Felix Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    i didnt get arrested for a violent crime
     
  16. anlgp

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    Remainder of the sober part of this story.

    I walked up there not knowing what I was going to buy. Was it going to be Limoncello? Or was it going to be Yuengling? Then a thought crossed my mind - how bout Smithwick's (made by Guinness)?

    I got up there and 24 cans of yuengling were on sale for 17 bucks. Sold!
     
  17. Cosmic

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    I remembered to save my work before closing an Access database. That almost never happens.
     
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  18. anlgp

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    um?

    what?!
     
  19. mor911

    mor911 pooping

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    you must redo a lot of stuff at work lol
     
  20. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    keeping my opinions of other people to myself.:lol:
     
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  21. anlgp

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    :shifty: :escape:
     
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  22. calphin

    calphin deadly at 250 yards!!

    Hey, its a start.:wink2:
     
  23. finsgirlie

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    i pulled an old lady out of a sinking car :up:

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    oh wait.... :lol:
     
  24. Big E

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    Today you show off!!!!:tongue2:
     
  25. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    not awkward my ***.....
     
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  26. unluckyluciano

    unluckyluciano For My Hero JetsSuck

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    my big accomplishment was being able to record this guy dropping a 14 inch deuce on my camera phone.......
     
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  27. Stitches

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    It wasn't today, but yesterday (lay off, accomplishments at work for me are few and far between IMO) after we had been working on this multi-wave for like 6 hours (we had changed the filter motor and the filter circuit board but it still was acting phased) I managed to fix it.

    I followed the power cord for the motor back to the single board and found out it hadn't been landed properly. All I did was click it in place all the way. :lol:

    Problem solved!

    Before yesterday:
    Guy I am shadowing: 898 - Me: 0

    After yesterday:
    Guy I am shadowing: 898 - Me: 1


    Of course after today:
    Guy: 903 - Me: 2 :lol:

    The highway cables in like 5 gas chromatographs plugged into the wrong domain port.
     
  28. jdang307

    jdang307 Season Ticket Holder Club Member

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    I started some work I needed done last Monday.

    Hopefully I'll finish it tomorrow
     
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  29. Cosmic

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    And I curse a LOT. I just started creating queries in Access, so I am still learning. I get so pumped when I test something and it works, that I sometimes forget to save it in my excitement to get a new copy of the frontend sent to my team. Luckily I take notes while i am working so I can re-create the query quickly.
     
  30. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    You better get a new phone.
     
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  31. sking29

    sking29 What it takes to be cool

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    I finally got my elderly neighbor's kitten out of her well that she asked me to do last week.

    *My next small accomplishment will be to learn to become more prompt to avoid tragedies. :pity:
     
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  32. Muck

    Muck Throwback Uniform Crusader Retired Administrator

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    I more than doubled my internet speed......and cut my bill in half. :hump:
     
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  33. Rocky Raccoon

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    I quit smoking 3 weeks ago and feel strong about it. I've lost about 15 pounds in that time as well.
     
  34. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Grats bro, how did you quit? And mad props for losing weight at the same time, that's damn near impossible.
     
  35. Big E

    Big E Plus sized porn star

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    Not if you use the crack patch.
     
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  36. Rocky Raccoon

    Rocky Raccoon Greasepaint Ghost Staff Member

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    Cold turkey. I've had no real problems with it. I went on a diet the same time I quit, which explains how I was able to lose weight as well. Plus, I was never a heavy smoker...maybe a half pack a day, and only for a 20 months or so.
     
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  37. opfinistic

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    Ok I'm really confused, how can one of these help?


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  38. opfinistic

    opfinistic Braaaaains!

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    Grats in any case.:up:
     
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  39. Pagan

    Pagan Metal & a Mustang

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    (had to change the photo because the nuns over at photobucket wet their panties and deleted the original.)

    :lol::tongue2:

    Went to the grocery store last night, saw the PRIMO parking spot open. So did someone in the next row. Beat him to it and smiled as he drove past frustrated.

    Made grocery shopping that much more enjoyable.:D
     
  40. dolphan117

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    That my good sir is NOT a small accomplishment.
     

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