Full bracket R2-D2 (1) Sidekick to: C-3PO Advantages: Computer genius. Bravery. Believed by many to be the hero, with 3PO the sidekick. Disadvantages: Unintelligible to humans. Slow in ground movement. vs. Clank (9) Sidekick to: Ratchet Advantages: Capable of being modified with useful gadgets and transforming. Storage capacity. Disadvantages: Virtually unknown outside videogaming circles. *** Pokey (5) Sidekick to: Gumby Advantages: Cool claymation skating ability. Staying power. Disadvantages: Timid. Given to eyes popping out. vs. Luigi (4) Sidekick to: Mario Advantages: Super mushroom (increases size), fire flower (allows him to shoot flames), star man (grants invulnerability). Disadvantages: Denigrated as a mere palette swap of his more-famous brother. *** Igor (11) Sidekick to: Dr. Frankenstein Advantages: Unconditional devotion. Lab assistant skills. Disadvantages: Hunchback. Occasionally googly eyes. vs. Miles “Tails” Power (3) Sidekick to: Sonic the Hedgehog Advantages: Super speed. Spinning attack. Flight. Disadvantages: Lacks courage. Tendency to ramble. *** Tom Servo and Crow T. Robot (7) Sidekick to: Joel Robinson and Mike Nelson Advantages: Immense pop culture knowledge. Killer senses of humor. Disadvantages: Nearly useless limbs. vs. Chewbacca (2) Sidekick to: Han Solo Advantages: Consumately skilled fighter, smuggler and pilot. Disadvantages: Unintelligible to all except Solo and other Wookies. Socially challenged.
Looking like Chewbacca vs. R2D2 in this regions final. Are we the first non-virgins to ever ponder this? (by we I mean everyone but Prep)