Tonto (1) Sidekick to: Lone Ranger Advantages: Superb horseman and marksman. Disadvantages: Iffy communication skills. vs. Tinkerbell (16) Sidekick to: Peter Pan Advantages: Flight. Magical powers connected with pixie dust. Disadvantages: Continued existence depends on the belief of others. *** Willow Rosenberg (8) Sidekick to: Buffy the Vampire Slayer Advantages: Computer hacking. Spell-casting. Hot. Disadvantages: Fear of frogs. Overdeveloped sense of empathy. vs. Iolaus (9) Sidekick to: Hercules Advantages: More-than-competent brawler and swordfighter. Legit mythological pedigree. Disadvantages: Occasionally jealous of his mentor. In classical mythology, Hercules’s lover. Ick. *** Gabrielle (5) Sidekick to: Xena, Warrior Princess Advantages: Proficient in both the staff and sais. Fallback career as bard. Hot. Disadvantages: Ambivalent toward kicking *** – sometimes preferring the Way of Peace. vs. Jiminy Cricket (12) Sidekick to: Pinocchio Advantages: Wisdom. Serves as conscience for Pinocchio Disadvantages: Started existence as a euphemism for profanity. A bit heavy-handed when it comes to education. *** Huckleberry Finn (4) Sidekick to: Tom Sawyer Advantages: Adventurous. Became as famous as his pal -- perhaps moreso. Disadvantages: Uncouth. Little use for authority. vs. Festus Haggen (13) Sidekick to: Marshal Dillon (of “Gunsmoke”) Advantages: Reliable. Keen sense of justice. Disadvantages: Stubborn. Illiterate. Pronounced limp.
Willow should clean up with this bracket. She skinned a guy alive. And she made out with other chicks.
The Lesbianic (Lesbionic?) undertones of that show tormented my fragile adolescent psychie... in a good way
